Both prunes showed up at The Hangover premiere last night in LA. It’s because Justin Bartha, Ashley Olsen’s boyfriend, is in the movie. So she and MK walked the carpet to support. See here’s the thing about the Prune Twins – super famous, obviously. But also not famewhores. They do NOT like getting papped. Full Story

My ass has been aching for weeks. It’s my IT band. Even in a sitting position it’s cramping now. And when I drive. And especially when I sleep. Also, I have chronic neck and shoulder pain. I’m telling you this because I just popped in for quick physio. Physio makes me sleepy and slow. Full Story

Love Hollywood random friendships. Last night at the Chanel party for the Tribeca Film Festival, Mary Kate Olsen and Bradley Cooper were at the same table with friends, then ended up leaving together. So of course Life & Style will report that they’re f-cking. Last I heard, Bradley had a girlfriend. Full Story

Last night at the Metropolitan Opera 125th anniversary gala in New York, Mary-Kate Olsen brought her prune lips and painted them red, accompanied by boyfriend Nate Lowman. As you can see, MK looked extra pale in black, working the red carpet the only way she knows how – pruning, puckering, pleased to be standing out despite her diminutive little body. Full Story

At the Spirit Awards – both Cameron Diaz and Michelle Williams in stripes. Love the colours of Cam’s… but is dress maybe a bit too long? Am all over her current hair shade. Apparently she had problems pronouncing Synecdoche during the event. Not crazy about Michelle’s dress. Full Story

It’s like they’re all turning into each other, blending, morphing, pruning… Here are Nicole Richie and Mary Kate Olsen yesterday at the Proenza Schouler show at Fashion Week. Same kinky hair I so desire, one with fringe, one without, same dark eyes, cheekbones accentuated, and of course… MK is rocking the prune. Full Story

Yesterday I posted Mary Kate Olsen’s cover for FASHION Magazine. Today an exclusive first look at a couple of the pages inside. As you can see – there is a Prune Consistency. Full Story

An exclusive first look at the cover of the March issue of Canada’s FASHION Magazine – it’s classic prunes! Mary Kate Olsen doing her mouth thing, shot recently at a studio in New York, wearing an Alexander Wang cardigan over a Stella McCartney dress. As you can see from the headline MK “can’t stand looking like everybody else”, this is why she doesn’t give a sh-t if you hate her clothes. Full Story

The secret behind those enigmatic half smile/half grimaces? We found out this year … It’s prunes! “Every time they pose and smile, they say the word ‘prune’.” Who knew? That prunes are good for more than just poo? Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen figured it out – this is why they’re always so puckered. Full Story

Miami’s Art Basel convention attracted a few twats last week. Two of them apparently faced off. Wednesday night at some party, Kirsten Dunst and Mary Kate Olsen were at the same table when girl sh-t quickly ensued, probably something about who rocks a better dirty hobo style, and they started snapping at each other, ending their little spat with a black eyeliner faceoff before MK left with her boyfriend. Full Story

Over the weekend in Dubai it was definitely Mischa Barton. Things weren’t looking so good before she broke my arm and they’ve only taken a turn for the worse since. Mischa was able to tag along to the Atlantis Hotel opening with designer Matthew Williamson who quickly learned his mistake because by the end the weekend, he literally wanted nothing to do with her. Full Story

The Olsens at their book launch today – some kind of coffee table piece, something to do with what influences them style wise…but marketed to whom? Do you really need to know where MK found her billionaire street urchin flavoured inspiration? I’ve no problem ripping off her vibe now and again but I don’t give a sh-t where it came from… Do you? Maybe if you’re 15, right? Therein lies the rub: they can never grow up. Full Story

The Olsens were on Oprah yesterday – most boring interview ever. Seriously… You’d think the Mighty Opes would slap her big stick around more often, non? She’s Oprah. She could have asked them whatever she wanted to. Instead though, Oprah decided to throw softballs and spent too much time discussing with Mary Kate and Ashley what they like for breakfast. Full Story

No…the OTHER Twins. The Olsens. My Gwyneth arrived at Heathrow bound for NYC today and ran into MK and Ashley. You’ll note all of them are wearing flat boots and not stilettos. Even though they don’t have children to chase after. Victoria Beckham on the other hand can’t walk into an airport without at least 4 inches when she’s with her 3 boys. Full Story