Have you seen this Paramount Vanity Fair photo yet? In celebration of its 100th anniversary, 116 of the studios “greatest talents” gathered for a class photo. You can see the image here, with a zoom feature to closely analyse every expression. Full Story

I never want to be this embarrassed for someone. Because it’s uncomfortable. Embarrassment is awkward and ill-fitting, there’s no pleasure in feeling it, not when it’s related to you, or to someone else. Fontrum is the worst degree of other person embarrassment. And the worst fontrum I’ve felt in a while just happened after reading this report – from The Hollywood Reporter Full Story

Well that’s a carefree way of looking at it. Am sure you’ve heard by now – Melanie Griffith has checked into rehab, the same facility where Lindsay Lohan and Kirsten Dunst and Eva Mendes received treatment. According to her rep: "She is there to reinforce her commitment to stay healthy. Full Story

My mail just started downloading. Maybe because it’s Friday and we’re all a little silly but there have been some exceptionally funny messages today. Thought I’d share a few and since you love them, will include the best hate ones too. As you’d expect, they come from the Holy Trinity of Crazy Fan Groups: Brangelunatics, Aniston freaks, and Twi-hard losers. Full Story

Smell like Antonio Banderas. It’s called Blue Seduction... What does that even mean??? No matter. What matters is Antonio’s gift of Euro Man-cheese. Look how he tries to smoulder, here at the launch of his fragrance yesterday alongside wife Melanie. Look at those lips – lips that think it’s still 1991 when Madonna decided she had to have him in Truth or Dare. Full Story

This is Dakota Johnson. She is the daughter of Melanie Griffith and Don Johnson. You might remember her as Miss Golden Globe 2006. I remember her because she looked kinda cracked out that night and terribly, terribly skinny. So it’s no surprise now that Dakota is now modelling. Recently did a shoot for Vogue but, as you would expect, of course she wants to be an actor. Full Story

Two years ago, there was a Holiday Hoff Contest on this site asking readers to submit photos of celebrities inspired by David Hasselhoff’s cheese. The eventual winner nominated Antonio Banderas in these photos… as you can see, he is unquestionably channelling the Hoff. And with great success. Full Story