Good. If true…it’s very, very good. Radar is reporting that 2 nights ago at Crown Bar Hayden Panettiere and Jesse McCartney were mauling each other in plain view. She was grinding on his lap, then was nuzzling her neck, then they went outside for ciggies and made out some more. Full Story

Hayden Panettiere had dinner with her brother, her mother, and her boyfriend Milo Ventimiglia last night. Very cozy. And creepy. Like…it’s legal now and all but if JailBait Miley Cyrus’s 20 year old boyfriend is a loser for dating 15 year old who just turned 16, what does that say about Milo and Hayden’s 31 and 18? Anyway, photographers were quick to point out that Hayden’s dad was not with the family, this of course after the beat-down scandal after which Hayden and her mom downplayed the incident, blaming the cops for overreacting. Full Story

Love this time of year. It's premiere week! With the writers' strike truncating last season, it feels like it's almost been a year... especially for shows like Heroes which did not return in the Spring. Instead, Tim Kring decided to regroup and refocus after a shaky sophomore slump. Word is the time off has paid off. Full Story

The parents of child stars, see? Many of you insist that Hayden Panettiere won’t be like Lilo. Please. She was pimped as a child by her parents – what are the chances? TMZ.com broke the story this morning – Hayden’s dad was arrested last night for beating down her mom. Apparently he flew into a jealous rage about her flirting with some dude at a party and hit her across the cheek. Full Story

Milo Ventimiglia graces the cover of the new issue of Corduroy - a GREAT magazine based in NY, founded by Canadians. LOVE. Anyway, as you can see from the photos, Milo looks hot and even a little gay, especially that shot of him with his hand on the wall. Full Story

There was Alexis. Alexis and Milo Ventimiglia, remember? Many of you feel about Gilmore Girls the way I feel about Friday Night Lights. Including my friend Duana. I think she still has episodes of it on her PVR. And even though I was too late to the bandwagon, I can understand the devotion to a beautifully written, underrated underdog and, by extension, the actors you grow to love on those shows. Full Story

Hayden Panettiere has chopped off her locks. Check her out, trying to rock the Posh the other night heading to the Kanye West show. You likey? Me no likey. The forehead, you know? Having said that, there is an advantage to taking it short: she looks much older. She looked old before but now it’s almost middle aged. Full Story

Hayden Panettiere was shooting in Vancouver for a large part of the spring, separated from Milo Ventimiglia, prompting rumours that the two had split. Clearly not so. Check out the young one and her pervy older boyfriend heading back into her trailer in an affectionate embrace leaving no doubt as to the status of their relationship. Full Story

Equal opportunity, right? A few of you have written to say that if we’re slagging Milo Ventimiglia for his icky relationship with young Hayden Panettiere, shouldn’t we do the same with TR Knight and his just out of high school beau? Here’s TR at the GLAAD Media Awards Saturday night. Full Story

Most pervs don’t present much of a dilemma. They have bad facial hair and freakishly large foreheads with receding hairlines and too many blackheads. It’s easy to be turned off. Because they look like creeps anyway. Then there are the pervs like Milo who make it much more challenging. Because, though on the wee side, Milo is gorgeous. Full Story

They are starring in a new movie together called Pathology – here promoting it at Wizard World in LA at the weekend. The preternaturally preserved Alyssa, now 35, doesn’t look a day over 25. Much more suitable for Milo, 31, who’s been creepy perving on that little Lolita Hayden Panettiere. Full Story

Ben Affleck and Hayden Panettiere…what’s the common ground? Answer: a peeler bar! Four years ago while shooting in Vancouver and still engaged to JLo JLo JLo JLo Ben Affleck hit up a local strip club called Brandy’s and allegedly looked AND touched at the same time, resulting in the subsequent postponement of his wedding and the eventual demise of the Bennifer. Full Story

They haven’t been seen together publicly since getting “candidly” photographed holding hands a month ago but from the looks of it at a private party the other night, Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia are still together and on their way home. No wonder she always dresses like a 35 year old. Full Story

Compared to the Spears sisters, what’s a little case of a perv dating a child? Last week, I reported that Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia took advantage of the Jamie Lynn pregnancy to slowly leak their true dating status under the blessing of her mother, thereby taking away the public judgement – if the girl’s mother approves, who are we to say? Especially since she’s now officially legal at 18. Full Story