At the GM Style Show on Saturday. What is it about Jay Z? Definitely not empirically good looking….probably far from, in fact. And yet…there’s something, you know? It’s the way he looks in his clothes, I think. Jay Z has great clothes, better clothes perhaps than Puffy Diddy Daddy. And an air of something rather distinguished. Full Story

If it were up to me, she’d be single and lookin’ for Colin Farrell. Unfortunately for Colin, Scarlett has other plans and after bungling his relationship with her the first time ‘round, it appears that Josh has groveled his way back into Scarjo’s good books and the lucky sod was proudly making out with her in NYC last week. Full Story

Look how it wilts against Leo. Orly de-whiskered of late, with a true heavyweight at the Ecofabulous Party Benefiting Global Green yesterday, perhaps getting some helpful pointers about how to evolve from teen scream to legitimate actor beyond sprouting a few sparsely placed chin hairs. But is it too late? If he couldn’t live up to the manly quotient for the Crusades, how will he ever overcome the whimpering whisker? Definitely a career crossroads for Orlando Bloom. Full Story

A wild 3 weeks, she’s acknowledged as much, but the response is cheeky and light and warm and most importantly, it is encouraging. And this is what I meant last week when I compared Britney’s brain to my dog’s - small, low functioning, with remarkable flashes of brilliance. Full Story

Despite what you may think, this is NOT a wax figure of my Posh. It is actually her, in the flesh, at the Bambi Awards in Stuttgard, alongside Karl Lagerfeld who must have been in a good mood since he didn’t bitchbeat her concrete tits with his Bitchbeating Fan. Actually, the Bitchbeating Fan seems to be missing, though the fashion torture gloves are present and accounted for and not put into use. Full Story

Best Actor at the Stockholm Film Festival – obviously not as prestigious as the others but in a year when no clear frontrunner has emerged and it’s already late November, Ryan Gosling is currently firmly planted in 7th or 8th place, maybe even higher. Definitely could make the five nominee list if there’s enough of a push, though lack of studio power might kill those aspirations, and if so…too bad as his performance has been praised unanimously across the board. Full Story

The Miami Vice DVD comes out next week and I have 3 copies to giveaway if you’re interested. If you want to win, send an email to lainey@laineygossip.com and tell me – who’s the bigger trainwreck: Britney or Lindsay? Defend your position in 150 words or less by Thursday afternoon. Good luck! Synopsis: From acclaimed writer-director-producer Michael Mann, Miami Vice explores the intricate dynamic between criminals and cops who risk everything as they navigate an international marketplace where third-world drug trafficking intersects with billion-dollar conglomerates. Full Story

In Rome, Little Sci with her parents dressed in white – paperwork perhaps in advance of the Saturday ceremony? Sorry gossips…can’t help it. But she is sooooo cute! And soooo long! Clearly not her father’s genes… And um…don’t mean to be catty but is the GMD looking a little less taut these days? As in bulging out of that suit? Definitely not as fit as he was in MI:3 which I just saw this weekend, not a bad movie actually, and he did look…even cute…until he jumped on his manly man motorcycle and then I had to giggle. Full Story

Snoop Dogg says he wanted to hang with Becks but was shut down by his wife because she thought he’d be a bad influence…and can you blame her??? With all due respect to Snoop, and I do love Snoop, he doesn’t exactly make for innocent company especially in the company of a prolific cheater. Seriously… Can you imagine how much poon would get pillaged in the wake of a Dogg/David hook up? Definitely support my Posh on this one. Full Story

In light of the report today in the UK Daily Mail, perhaps it"s timely to revisit a post from the past - an article I wrote in 2004 after British tabloids first starting yammering about her alleged and expensive cosmetic enhancement. Full Story

Take a look at this photo. Provocative, non? Would it make you feel any different to learn that HER FATHER took this??? And sold them to WireImage? Sorry…maybe I'm just an Asian prude but to me? That's f-cking creepy.   There is nothing profound in saying that our lives are shaped by Defining Moments, moments that dictate each and every move thereafter, experiences that form the basis of future experiences and how we react to them. Full Story

Talk about lighting up a room... America"s Sweetheart? Please make it Reese. Because in the battle for boring black and the MiniVan Majority vote, chin for chin...Reese trumps the other. Having children instead of pretending to actually want them, a bonafide movie career, an Oscar-winning movie career, clever PR campaigning too, and perhaps a little fraud thrown in for good measure - Reese is the one, don"t you think? Here she is at the Children"s Defence Fund event last night, glowing in black, beautiful with red lips, and oh - a loose little blouse too, sure to elicit the incessant bumpwatch. Full Story

Does this look like 40 to you? Definitely not to me. But it does look like a very, very beautiful Salma Hayek at the National Domestic Violence Hotline event on Thursday - so adorable, so endearing, so impassioned…so mystifyingly single. You think George Clooney could handle this? Most of you don"t approve of George saving Kidman. Full Story