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Senile, see?

June 13, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 13, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

With Rosie gone, Barbara Walters has apparently resorted to befriending Paris Hilton for ratings, not only eager to defend her but very open to the idea of having Hollywood Ebola host the show. Can you imagine? Can you imagine what Rosie would have done? Can you imagine if Rosie was still on? Rosie going chest to chest with that dirty skank and tearing her a new asshole? But of course not. Full Story

Tuesday, June 12, 2007
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Dear Gossips,

Have finally caught up on all the Entourage I’ve missed during travels…and first 2 episodes of Season 4. Drama does this thing at the very end of 4.1 that will kill you, promise. Have to tell you, it’s kinda trippy watching it now that I have a thing for Adrian Grenier and can’t stand that tiny twat Kevin Connolly.

It was a bit confusing the schedule this season but to clarify: Season 3 just wrapped, Season 4 starts up immediately on Sunday June 17th on The Movie Network and Movie Central in Canada and on HBO in America. Had the opportunity to screen a preview – you will love, love, love.

Bit of nostalgia last night – Signs was on tv. Joaquin Phoenix minus the Elvis bloat with short hair and a supertoned body – sooo beautiful. Sigh. I miss him. But you know the wagon? That wagon? The wagon is like 2 towns away. Trust.

Still, I was riveted for an hour watching that movie, watching Mel Gibson before he lost his sh-t. Riveted even though the DVD is sitting on my shelf. Why is it that movies are on occasion better on tv with commercials than they are any time any day in your own home with no interruptions? Is it just me?

Am thrilled about your enthusiasm over the Roots Bag giveaway. One more day to enter – good luck!

Tuesday, online all day, new posts updated throughout.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. Sounds like most of you are agreement that that senile old hag Barbara Walters needs to step off. I played back her bullsh*t message from jail yesterday on The View and that moment when she rebuked Joy for cracking a joke about Paris – because who hasn’t cracked a joke about Paris??? – the way Barbara comes to the Ebola defence, the way she openly smacked down one of her girls for a Hilton? Oh there is a side alright. There is a side and she picked it. Just like she picked Donald’s side…and the side of everyone else who can do her a favour. So much for integrity in reporting. The View, I’m done.

Paris Power and the Playhouse

June 11, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 11, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Paris to Barbara Walters – I have power to do good. I am changed. I have experienced a spiritual awakening. I am Paris Power. I miss Rosie. Help me… As mentioned earlier, Barbara Walters spoke to Paris Hilton yesterday and of course she had to share her message to the world: Paris is no longer content with what she used to be. Full Story

Rocky to the Rescue?

June 8, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 8, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Rocky’s days on the Freebie 5 were numbered – it was supposed to be a 45 day total. But now that he’s making it his mission to take away the Paris privileges, Rocky seems to be gunning for an honourable lifetime spot on the List. Love, love, love. Last yesterday, Rocky demanded a hearing to find out why the Sheriff’s department let her go in spite of a judge’s express decision to have her serve her entire sentence IN PRISON. Full Story

The Virus

June 7, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 7, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is her disease the medical reason? Was Hollywood Ebola wreaking havoc among inmates? Because that’s what the authorities are saying – that she hasn’t been “released”, only reassigned. After extensive meetings with medical personnel, Paris has been ordered to house arrest and fitted with an ankle monitor… Apparently poor Paris couldn’t hack it inside. Full Story

The Return

June 7, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 7, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Changed, reformed, repentant? Hardly. The bible clutching, the white wardrobe, the self help books, the introspection – all a ruse designed to reposition Paris Hilton as her virus mutates into another form. Which is why prison and everything leading up to prison was so enjoyable while it lasted. Full Story

Posh: Paris, Karl, and green stuff from the sea

June 6, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 6, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was Karl Lagerfeld who designed Victoria’s tongue-in-cheek style atrocity last night at the UK Glamour Awards. Of course it was. Look at those gloves. Only Karl would approve of that kind of “upstagery”, only the militant Karl and his missing bitch beating fan would appreciate that even Posh has “fat days” – days when she doesn’t feel like trying on clothes, even at Chanel, because of some embarrassing (though imaginary) bloat. Full Story

Monday, June 4, 2007
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Dear Gossips,

Do you f&cking LOOOOVE Sarah Silverman??? Do you???

With Hollywood Ebola in the audience at the MTV Movie Awards, Sarah straight up called Paris Hilton a down and dirty criminal whore…and they ate it up, gossips. Thunderous approval, unanimous ridicule, everybody hates Paris, Sarah Silverman is the baddest bitch EVER, and as of Sunday night, just before midnight local time, Paris is now behind bars doing her time. More on that later.

Am on assignment with eTalk in Toronto for a week. CTV Upfronts are on Monday and Canada’s Walk of Fame next Saturday. Show hosted by Eugene Levy, inductees this year include Nickelback, Jill Hennessey, and Catherine O’Hara. Love Catherine O’Hara. Had my first Barbara Walters moment earlier this year when she cried during our interview. Catherine O’Hara is a DOLL. Canada’s Walk of Fame ceremony airs on Sunday, June 10th on CTV.

My thanks and appreciation to the brilliant Joyce Ma designing for Tension Clothing and Sweet Chemise for styling the entire trip. Will be covering the red carpet on the Walk of Fame in a caramel-coloured dress she calls The Courtesan, I call it the Cover-Up. Her dresses camouflage all the loose bits… love, love, love.

As for the weekend – Ryan Gosling was in Vancouver. First hand observations to follow – see below.

MTV Movie Awards will likely take up much column space, could fill more than the home page. Don’t forget to scroll down, click on “View More Articles” to make sure you get all caught up.

Monday – on junket and Upfront duty, will post on the fly.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. Janine from London – what’s up darling? Will be in the UK 3rd week of June. Fancy a drink or several?

PPS. Quick reminder – blog works in reverse chronological order. Recent posts appearing at top, older posts further down. Again, click on View More Articles at bottom of page, make sure you get everything.

Sarah Silverman Forever

June 4, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 4, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

“In a couple of days, Paris Hilton is going to jail. The judge says it’s going to be a no-frills things. That is ridiculous. She is going to get special treatment. For instance, to make her more comfortable in jail, I heard the guards were going to paint the bars like penises. I know, I think it’s wrong, too. Full Story

In Poor Taste or In Great Jest?

May 29, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 29, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nicole Richie’s Memorial Day BBQ invitation – her rep says she was being sarcastic. I actually believe this. But sarcastic or not…are her words in poor taste? Or does she have a wicked sense of humour? Some are calling it irresponsible – some say given that young girls out there are starving themselves to look like her, writing something like this does nothing to deter the alarming thinnification of our youth. Full Story

Faith Pays Off?

May 29, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 29, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Many of you have ripped my head off for believing in Britney. Indeed, it’s been a tough sell. And still, it’s like a compulsion. Which is therefore why it’s so gratifying when she actually does something not entirely stupid. An open letter posted on her website with a candid, though at times incoherent explanation of her “reality”. Full Story

Pinned Pupils Drugs and Drives

May 28, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 28, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dina Lohan calls it “misunderstood”. Everyone else calls it Making Excuses. Excuses for Parental Golddiggery, excuses for raising a daughter as a commodity instead of as a child. And now that child has been arrested, is facing serious legal repercussion, and perhaps worse yet – for the Lohans anyway – the very serious threat of Hollywood rejection. Full Story

Oceans 13

May 25, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 25, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was the biggest deal. Roll your eyes all you want but in a town that has already seen some of the biggest international stars in the world, that has already spent over a week getting whipped into a frenzy, last night was the pinnacle. Everything comes down after last night. Star after star arrivals, and then of course George the ringmaster, leading in his band of silly boys, selling his own unmistakable brand of “ultra cool” – you know he’s full of himself and you buy into it anyway. Full Story

The Daily Bitch…Please

May 23, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 23, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I suppose it was too much to ask. He did after all date Nicky Hilton. And it always goes back to Sh-t By Association. But still… you watch the show, the show is so tight and crisp and believable and really, it’s only Kevin Connolly so you don’t give it much thought. And then he arrives at a press conference and while all of his colleagues are bending over backwards, accommodating the media, understanding that the hype and the support is what has driven Entourage from the beginning, now that international viewers from the UK all the way to Turkey are falling in love with it for the first time – you’d think Kevin Connolly would be a little more grateful? Ah …that would be no. Full Story