That’s what Forbes should have called their list of “Hollywood’s most overpaid stars”. In and of itself, there’s nothing wrong with commercial filmmaking. It’s not a completely soulless endeavor, it’s just that it’s frustrating when movies consistently get made to the lowest common denominator and people with actual talent squander it repeatedly on trash. Full Story

It’s a movie starring Oscar winners Nicolas Cage and Nicole Kidman directed by Joel Schumacher. Something about a rich family getting trapped in their home by thieves and going postal on the gangsters in retaliation. Have you seen the poster? It’s AWFUL. And the tagline? When terror is at your doorstep you can run or you can fight Um, is Nic Cage poor? Well, actually, yes, he is. Full Story

Written by Sarah January and February are traditionally where movies are sent to die. Reading the studios’ slates for January and February is like reading the obit section. “Atlas Entertainment is sad to announce that ‘Season of the Witch’ has died. Full Story

Nicolas Cage is currently in Romania shooting, ugh, Ghost Rider 2. On the weekend he hit up a club, then was seen outside in a massive screaming match with a friend before storming off. You know in university when dudes get a little too juiced on a Saturday night and the bouncers throw them out and they end up spit-yelling at each other on the street while their girlfriends cry in the corner? I thought we were brothers, man! Bros for life, man. Full Story

Yesterday during the live blog – click here if you missed it – we talked about why Nicolas Cage dropped out of Trespass with Nicole Kidman, buggering off on holiday and leaving an entire production in disarray. However I noted at the time that: “There's also a sense that he might just be on his period and he'll eventually come back to it. Full Story

Just announced yesterday – a new film called Trespass starring Oscar winners Nicole Kidman and Nicolas Cage, directed by Joel Schumacher, will begin production in August in New Orleans. Something about a husband and wife violently kidnapped only to unravel multiple layers of “betrayal and deception”. Full Story

Finally. Kick-Ass opens tomorrow. I’d been jacked for Kick-Ass for several months as the online campaign began to gain momentum. I saw it at a press screening several weeks ago in an empty theatre with a handful of journalists and loved every minute. But I can’t wait to see it again with a full audience and… well… the opening credits. Full Story

On the set of The Sorcerer’s Apprentice in New York. As you know, he owes the government something like $13 million, blaming his business manager for piss poor financial advice. Ok, well, there’s sh-tty financial advice and then there’s owning a fleet of 20+ rare luxury vehicles just to have them sit in the garage and look pretty, to say nothing of his alleged penchant for buying random antiques and cult collectors’ items and not one but two castles. Full Story

It’s probably not true considering it comes from the UK Daily Express but I would very much like it to be. This story is so good. So full of sh-t but so good. You may have heard that Nicolas Cage is broke ass. He’s blaming it on a shady manager who gave him bad financial advice and now he’s been forced to sell off all his castles and fortresses. Full Story

Nicolas Cage at Letterman last night or John Travolta’s spray paint surprise from the Superbowl? Which is worse? Not sure what exactly Nic was promoting on Dave but it really doesn’t matter anyway. He’s like the Kate Hudson of big box office – makes the same movie over and over and over again. Full Story

Time for a break from the twats and the twits. New issue of Hello Canada on stands today features a wonderful interview with Michael J Fox. As you know, Michael has been living with Parkinson’s for 16 years. His first book Lucky Man was released in 2002 and was an instant bestseller. Full Story

For the premiere of National Treasure: Book of Secrets. Ugh. Why does he keep making the same sh*t movie over and over? Remember Leaving Las Vegas? Remember Adaptation? What happened to his drive? Isn’t he rich enough yet? Actually… maybe not. Surprisingly couldn’t find any photos of Nic with his mail order bride Alice who was all of 18 when they met while she was waiting on his table at a restaurant and got knocked up quicker than you can say landed immigrant. Full Story