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Letterman hates Stewart

June 29, 2010 07:57:26 Posted at June 29, 2010 07:57:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

But she has great new hair. LOVE the new hair. And all the ways she was wearing the new hair. Punches up the layers, makes her eyes look different. Very, very beautiful. Kristen Stewart was in New York last night to promote Twilight Eclipse on Letterman and then for the NYC premiere. Two similar dresses. Full Story

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Wonky eye cure

May 21, 2010 08:53:00 Posted at May 21, 2010 08:53:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Jacek Lainey’s always looking out for what she thinks is a wonky eye in photos taken of her. She’s not overly vain in the sense that she needs numerous retakes like some people do, but it’s on her mind when a shot is taken and she’ll usually make a point of evaluating it when she looks at a photo of herself. Full Story

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Spittle saved my ass

May 21, 2010 07:21:40 Posted at May 21, 2010 07:21:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The AMFAR red carpet at Cannes is looooong. And jammed. It's an international festival. This is the most well attended party of the two weeks. So the press comes from everywhere in the world. Since it's not a film premiere, celebrities at AMFAR are not required to stop at every outlet for interviews. Full Story

A leather suit and Ebola

May 20, 2010 07:33:00 Posted at May 20, 2010 07:33:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, I have already written off Adrien Brody. Click here for a refresher. Here in Cannes, Adrien has validated his dismissal – for LIFE – from the Freebie 5. Full Story

After Ebola – sweat it out

March 30, 2010 10:12:46 Posted at March 30, 2010 10:12:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden were photographed a couple of days ago out for a run with friends. Or whatever their version of running is. Over the weekend Nicole ran into Ebola Paris Hilton, the first time the two were spotted together publicly in a long time. As you know, since Nicole has had her children, she’s pretty much stayed away from that piece of diseased sh-t. Full Story

You did good, New Orleans

February 9, 2010 11:11:59 Posted at February 9, 2010 11:11:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The people of New Orleans successfully inoculated themselves from Ebola. Normally Ebola cannot resist the Super Bowl. It spreads its sh-t all over the event, all weekend, an unstoppable viral contagion that decimates everything in its path. Last year Arizona was victimised by its disease. This year, it could have been New Orleans. Full Story

Inoculate New Orleans

January 28, 2010 12:04:01 Posted at January 28, 2010 12:04:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Who dat? The sentimental Super Bowl favourite team this year is the New Orleans Saints. GO SAINTS. But Saints fans, you need to be vigilant. Because Ebola Paris Hilton, that piece of sh-t, it will come around. It will come after you. And despite the fact that it and Kim Kardashian cannot stand each other, it’s more likely it’ll cheer for the Saints than for the Colts. Full Story

Kristen Stewart rejects Ebola Victim

January 26, 2010 09:10:45 Posted at January 26, 2010 09:10:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Two years ago at Sundance Jared Leto not only allowed himself to become infected by Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton, he also allowed himself to be photographed doing so. Their faces mashed together, their tongues fused by saliva, captured by the cameras, preserved in perpetuity. Two years ago, Jared Leto’s career died. Full Story

Ebola endangers the games

November 30, 2009 08:01:27 Posted at November 30, 2009 08:01:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Rich people can be so f-cking tacky. Am told by multiple sources that Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton was in Whistler this weekend, invited at the request of some wealthy f-cker to impress an even wealthier f-cker, and endangering the Olympic games in the process. We’ve only 10 weeks to go. And you know what a hit of Ebola can do. Full Story

Black out Ebola

August 27, 2009 11:38:29 Posted at August 27, 2009 11:38:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ebola Paris Hilton left Vancouver yesterday. We can open our windows again. While it was here though there was a power outage in downtown Vancouver. That sh-t opened its legs and our city went dark. Not sure if we are quite cleansed from contamination either. I just came home from a quick visit to the studio which is across the street from where it was staying and now I’ve a headache. Full Story

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Ebola wants Twilight

August 25, 2009 07:50:33 Posted at August 25, 2009 07:50:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I reported a few weeks ago, Ebola Paris Hilton is guest starring on Supernatural. Not sure why the show felt the need to expose its cast and crew to that disease but here it is, arriving in Vancouver yesterday to begin work. Ebola is apparently playing a shapeshifter who shapeshifts into “Paris Hilton” and tries to kill everyone. Full Story

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SUPERNATURAL Ebola confirmation

August 5, 2009 11:26:08 Posted at August 5, 2009 11:26:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I reported exclusively yesterday that Ebola Paris Hilton will be infecting Vancouver soon to work on Supernatural. Just spoke with show representatives who have CONFIRMED to me that Ebola Paris Hilton has indeed signed to a guest appearance on the show, and was the only one approached for the part of a murdering shapeshifting Paris Hilton. Full Story

RUN FOR COVER

August 4, 2009 11:25:00 Posted at August 4, 2009 11:25:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

EXCLUSIVE. F-ck. F-CKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! Like it’s not enough that Nikki Reed is dating an Ebola victim and infecting our city by association, now my sources tell me exclusively that Ebola Paris Hilton has been confirmed for a guest starring role on Supernatural Full Story

Infection in Vancouver

August 3, 2009 21:51:09 Posted at August 3, 2009 21:51:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am all over Nikki Reed. Was all over her friends with benefits relationship with Robert Pattinson. But am definitely not all over her relationship with Paris Latsis. How long does Ebola Infection last? Some say it can last a lifetime. Paris Latsis was once engaged to that piece of sh-t f-cking diseased Ebola Paris Hilton. Full Story

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