Nicole Richie and Joel Madden were photographed a couple of days ago out for a run with friends. Or whatever their version of running is. Over the weekend Nicole ran into Ebola Paris Hilton, the first time the two were spotted together publicly in a long time. As you know, since Nicole has had her children, she’s pretty much stayed away from that piece of diseased sh-t. Full Story

The people of New Orleans successfully inoculated themselves from Ebola. Normally Ebola cannot resist the Super Bowl. It spreads its sh-t all over the event, all weekend, an unstoppable viral contagion that decimates everything in its path. Last year Arizona was victimised by its disease. This year, it could have been New Orleans. Full Story

Who dat? The sentimental Super Bowl favourite team this year is the New Orleans Saints. GO SAINTS. But Saints fans, you need to be vigilant. Because Ebola Paris Hilton, that piece of sh-t, it will come around. It will come after you. And despite the fact that it and Kim Kardashian cannot stand each other, it’s more likely it’ll cheer for the Saints than for the Colts. Full Story

Two years ago at Sundance Jared Leto not only allowed himself to become infected by Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton, he also allowed himself to be photographed doing so. Their faces mashed together, their tongues fused by saliva, captured by the cameras, preserved in perpetuity. Two years ago, Jared Leto’s career died. Full Story

Rich people can be so f-cking tacky. Am told by multiple sources that Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton was in Whistler this weekend, invited at the request of some wealthy f-cker to impress an even wealthier f-cker, and endangering the Olympic games in the process. We’ve only 10 weeks to go. And you know what a hit of Ebola can do. Full Story

Ebola Paris Hilton left Vancouver yesterday. We can open our windows again. While it was here though there was a power outage in downtown Vancouver. That sh-t opened its legs and our city went dark. Not sure if we are quite cleansed from contamination either. I just came home from a quick visit to the studio which is across the street from where it was staying and now I’ve a headache. Full Story

As I reported a few weeks ago, Ebola Paris Hilton is guest starring on Supernatural. Not sure why the show felt the need to expose its cast and crew to that disease but here it is, arriving in Vancouver yesterday to begin work. Ebola is apparently playing a shapeshifter who shapeshifts into “Paris Hilton” and tries to kill everyone. Full Story

I reported exclusively yesterday that Ebola Paris Hilton will be infecting Vancouver soon to work on Supernatural. Just spoke with show representatives who have CONFIRMED to me that Ebola Paris Hilton has indeed signed to a guest appearance on the show, and was the only one approached for the part of a murdering shapeshifting Paris Hilton. Full Story

EXCLUSIVE. F-ck. F-CKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! Like it’s not enough that Nikki Reed is dating an Ebola victim and infecting our city by association, now my sources tell me exclusively that Ebola Paris Hilton has been confirmed for a guest starring role on Supernatural Full Story

Am all over Nikki Reed. Was all over her friends with benefits relationship with Robert Pattinson. But am definitely not all over her relationship with Paris Latsis. How long does Ebola Infection last? Some say it can last a lifetime. Paris Latsis was once engaged to that piece of sh-t f-cking diseased Ebola Paris Hilton. Full Story

Twi-Hards already hate Nikki Reed over her friends with benefits relationship with Robert Pattinson last spring. Anything that taints the “Edward and Bella are real” fantasy immediately becomes the enemy. Her comment the other night about Pattinson’s appeal won’t help. People.com Full Story

If I’m on the board of Real Madrid, I am sh-tting f-cking panic this morning. Because the team just purchased Cristiano Ronaldo for $130 million from Manchester United and how does he celebrate? He celebrates with an Ebola infection. Which means he’s effectively pissed away his money. Don’t be surprised if he gets injured. Full Story

The virus I mean. Ebola Hilton is single. She and that useless f-ck Doug have split up as confirmed by People.com. No reason was cited but it's obvious: He wasn't getting it enough publicity. And you know, its popularity is waning. We've seen its hoo hoo so many times already, we know it can throw up bulimic at a moments notice. Full Story

Another Canadian loser. Great. Being Canadian this is such a proud moment. This is that punk ass poseur Avril Lavigne the other day in Malibu needing help figuring out how to put gas in her tank. Eventually a pap had to help her. Because she keeps it so real, you know? It’s been ages since Avril and Deryck Whibley have been seen publicly together. Full Story