Where’s your Segway??? Cavalli on a Segway is a personal happy place. Click here if you’ve never had the pleasure. But Roberto was in Milan today and not only was there no Segway... He had to CARRY HIS OWN BAGS!?! And plastic! Can you imagine Karl Lagerfeld carrying his own (plastic) bags? Please. Full Story

Is she still the Italian Queen? Well, after what she just did to him, she’s earned back the crown... temporarily. George Clooney is currently campaigning for multiple Oscar nominations. He replaced Elisabetta Canalis with Stacy Keibler. Keibler has been strategically integrated, now part of the award season game plan. Full Story

I’m so happy to be home. Cannes was a great work trip, and we got a lot of sh-t done, and a lot of gossip gathered, but I was cursed the entire time. Not just my laptop either. Will explain later. But while I’m delighted to be back in Vancouver, I am a little sad that I left Cannes without a Roberto Cavalli sighting. Full Story

I don’t think I’ve ever seen so many variations on a thumbs-up. And all delivered so enthusiastically. There’s the double pump, a double pump with a plié, a one thumb, a side thumb, two side thumbs, and a lot of amazing cheese… It’s never a bad day when Cavalli comes out to play. Full Story

On days when I need a quick pick-me-up, I have list of Happy Shots. Images that instantly and reliably make me laugh. Jessica Simpson’s high waisted horrors, Tom Cruise looking like he’s having a wank in Rolling Stone, Liza Minnelli and David Gest’s wedding photo, there are about a dozen of them that always do the job. Full Story

Remember when Karl Lagerfeld dismissed Heidi Klum because: “I don’t know her. She was never in Paris.” It’s one of my favourite quotes of all time, and that’s something coming from a crazy bitch who’s good for it every time he opens his mouth. Click here Full Story

Pay your f-cking respects. This, golddiggers, is about as solid as it gets. And I wonder now if anything can take the Italian Queen down. She has endured a cocaine and prostitution scandal in Italy proper that was not only contained and controlled immediately, with no North American penetration, but she’s managed to overcome it even at home, during Milan Fashion Week, flaunting her superior strategic machinations in the faces of her enemies but appearing front row at Cavalli, and then – the ultimate trumping – hand in hand with Him at Giorgio Armani today. Full Story

For Pam W., Don't worry you'll be 29 forever and you are younger than me! Have fun and sorry I can't be there. From your gossip and archaeology buddy Kelly. Happy Birthday Pamela W from Jennifer, Luiza, and Juliette who requested this gift – Cavalli in a speedo. Enjoy! Is the same person Pamela? Your friends LOVE you! And for Emily who is pining for summertime, the cottage, and cuddles from Mrs Madeleine. Full Story

What's Cannes like? How deep is the Eurocheese? What does it look like? What does it smell like? Sometimes words are inadequate. And if you've never come here, this just about sums it up. Roberto Cavalli. Enjoy the amazingness. Photos from Flynetonline.com Full Story