This morning I came across a link to the cast of Grown Ups 2 on Ellen. Salma Hayek and Maya Rudolph were sitting beside each other. Guess what came to mind, right away? It’s been a long, LONG time since I watched that video. It’s been almost 3 years. It was one of the best moments that year, 2010, the last time they were together promoting Grown Ups. Full Story

Salma Hayek looks absolutely beautiful. She’s stunning in this dress, even if the neckline reminds me of nothing more than a tree trunk. Can I say that and still be complimentary? I really do mean to. But the reason I say she’s an imitation of someone else is that Salma is usually the picture of lush excess. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston and fiancé Justin Theroux hit up the LACMA 2012 gala this weekend. She wore an amazing long black dress, daringly low cut. And it’s very well done too. You can barely, barely see the figure skating sheer holding it together. But it’s there in a few shots where she’s twisted in a way that the material creases slightly, almost imperceptibly. Full Story

Over the last 3 weeks or so, most of the expected Oscar contending features have been rolling out their first trailers...but for Anna Karenina. Joe Wright, can you PLEASE get on this??? This is another film Duana and I will be seeing together, holding hands. Right after Les Miserables. I’ve been saying for a while, ever since the previews for Savages came out, that I’m not sure how I’ll make it out of the theatre after watching two hours of Aaron Johnson. Full Story

Salma Hayek and Francois Henri-Pinault were seen this weekend a football game in France. I’m SURE Salma’s not bitch-facing here about the Linda Evangelista settlement, obviously, but still...Given how fresh the story is, and that her husband capitulated in order to avoid having Linda take the stand and blast him, the Photo Assumption was just so easy, I couldn’t resist. Full Story

Click here for a refresher on Linda Evangelista vs Salma Hayek’s baby father. Evangelista and Francois Henri-Pinault are in court today in New York throwing down over how much cash money he owes their son Augustin. Pinault is apparently testifying today re: his finances and his lifestyle. Full Story

As mentioned several times already, after screening Oliver Stone’s Savages a couple of months ago, Universal was so jacked by its potential that it moved its release date up from September to July, right in the middle of box office season. My sources told me during Oscar week that Savages is indeed very, VERY promising. Full Story

I kept meaning to write about this during TIFF but it always ended up getting buried. So you know Salma Hayek’s husband Francois-Henri Pinault fathered a baby with Linda Evangelista and now she’s suing him for child support because she says he gives his other baby, with Salma, everything and her kid gets . Full Story

On the set of Oliver Stone’s The Savages. Please I need to know what their interactions are like. Because, obviously. As you can see, Salma’s in a long straight wig with a blunt fringe. Just once I’d like to be properly fitted for a wig. The way she has it here with that cap or whatever pressing down on her own hair. Full Story

This Linda Evangelista child support situation is amazing. Quick background: Linda Evangelista has a 4 year old son called Augustin. The father is Salma Hayek’s billionaire husband Francois-Henri Pinault. Augustin was born juuuust before Salma’s daughter Valentina. Valentina however is set for life. Full Story

It’s been rumoured for a long time – that Francois Henri Pinault, Salma Hayek’s husband, and super rich CEO of PPR which owns major labels like Gucci, McQueen, McCartney, Balenciaga, and more, is also the father of Linda Evangelista’s 4 year old son Augustin. This was confirmed by Page Six  Full Story

You know those style rules you grow up hearing? People like this shouldn’t wear things like that. People with these shouldn’t wear those. Short girls with hips shouldn’t attempt wide leg jeans. I am short with hips. I would never. EVER. Oh hi Jessica Simpson. Salma Hayek did it the other day though and it worked. Full Story

I don’t think you would argue with me if I said Salma Hayek has big breasts. And the same goes for Jessica Simpson. They’re also both short. But that’s pretty much it re: similarities. Here’s Salma in Venice to attend an art museum opening proving – courageously, I might add – that you don’t have to be tall and lanky to work the high waisted option. Full Story