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Picture Him On Top Of You: Simon Cowell edition

February 26, 2014 15:36:26 Posted at February 26, 2014 15:36:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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This is a game I invented to play at parties. I first wrote about it here, when a few of us were covering a celebrity festival allnighter, looking at hot models being groped by gross rich men. Everyone has a line, right? How much money or what connections would it take for you to control your gag reflex? What would have to be promised to you? What do you gain by suppressing your disgust? So. Full Story

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Middle-aged man pants

September 3, 2013 15:57:37 Posted at September 3, 2013 15:57:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Check out Simon Cowell in London yesterday at an event for The X Factor. It’s the pants. These are what I call middle-aged man pants, for a certain kind of middle-aged man. He’s in his late 40s or 50s. He usually wears them under a blazer with pointed toe leather shoes and a goddamn pinky ring. Full Story

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Simon Cowell: seeking immortality

July 31, 2013 15:32:37 Posted at July 31, 2013 15:32:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Simon Cowell is obsessed with…himself. All those injections, colonics, vitamins, this is a man desperate to stay young, robust, virile…and alive. A couple of years ago it was revealed that he’d signed up  for cryonics – freezing his body for the future, when medical advancements might make it possible to revive us for another lifetime. Full Story

Chicken Fried Zombie Judge

May 15, 2012 15:30:24 Posted at May 15, 2012 15:30:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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How do you walk away from $15 million? The thing is, it’s not like Britney Spears has never seen $15 million. She should have $15 million several times over by now. The problem is that it’s never enough. Even when she can barely function without pharmaceutical assistance, and the governance of both her father and her fiancé, it’s still never enough. Full Story

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Britney’s ghost-talker?

April 11, 2012 13:53:50 Posted at April 11, 2012 13:53:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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As you may have heard, Britney Spears is having her fiancé Jason Trawick added to her conservatorship situation. PEOPLE reported that:Trawick will only have shared legal control over Spears's general well being – not her finances, a source tells PEOPLE. Full Story

Men love Kanye, Ryan, no Hamm?

October 18, 2011 16:16:16 Posted at October 18, 2011 16:16:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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“Top” lists to me are weird. Some names on the lists I totally, totally understand. Others... ???Askmen.com has announced its annual Top 49 Most Influential Men of 2011 list. Steve Jobs is #1. Completely. Sure. Seal Team Six is #2. Fine. Then Larry Page and Warren Buffett which, HUH? to them being back to back, right?The only celebrity male to make the top 5?Kanye West. Full Story

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Weird stripe, faces that don’t move, hot Brit host

August 24, 2011 13:25:00 Posted at August 24, 2011 13:25:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is, so far, what the US version of The X Factor is for me. The judges and the host are featured on the cover of The Hollywood Reporter. First thing I fixated on was that weird blonde stripe that seems to be running up Simon Cowell’s head. Is it bad lighting? Why didn’t they fix it? This is making me crazy. Full Story

They dumped Cheryl

May 26, 2011 06:58:45 Posted at May 26, 2011 06:58:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Look, it’s not like I understood the decision to bring on Cheryl Cole from the UK to be a judge on US X Factor either. If you’ve been reading my column, you’ll know I had a lot of thoughts on this, and most of them were consistent with “it’s a dumb decision”. Still, I feel for her. Full Story

But why not Porny?

April 27, 2011 13:29:47 Posted at April 27, 2011 13:29:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson lived up to my nickname for her last night at the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood Style Issue party in LA. Looks like a fluffer was hired to jerk off her hair. And she was honoured with the “Style Icon” award. Sure. In fairness, this isn’t the worst she’s ever looked. Full Story

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Better find her a boyfriend

April 26, 2011 06:54:43 Posted at April 26, 2011 06:54:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Simon Cowell has confirmed exclusively to Nikki Finke that Paula Abdul and Cheryl Cole are his choices to fill the remaining two spots on the US version of X Factor launching in the Fall. Both are currently negotiating their contracts. They’ve been trying to make Cheryl Cole happen for a long time now. Full Story

Simon says Sit DOWN

March 23, 2011 09:57:44 Posted at March 23, 2011 09:57:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There was some stupid rumour circulating earlier this week that Simon Cowell was considering Taylor Momsen to host the US X Factor. When asked about it, Cowell was very clear about Taylor’s chances: "Who? I don't know who that is. Unless there's something someone's not telling me. Full Story

Next time he should race Simon Cowell

July 26, 2010 08:23:53 Posted at July 26, 2010 08:23:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is pretty cute. As noted last week, Cameron Diaz and the GMD competed in the reasonably priced car on Top Gear. The show aired on the weekend and, as you can see below, it’s great. Both of them are great. But especially Cameron, all personality, she makes him great, because she is so great. Full Story

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Simon borrows from the GMD

June 21, 2010 09:57:46 Posted at June 21, 2010 09:57:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The shoes. Simon Cowell was working out some Tom Cruise leather lifts upon arrival at the X Factor auditions in London today. All he wears are ratty t-shirts to show off a rather mediocre chest but he cares enough for a pair of heels so that they won’t think he’s too short...? Height and hair, men get weird about height and hair. Full Story

Oh Anna, what have you done?

August 13, 2009 17:03:00 Posted at August 13, 2009 17:03:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Look at Posh’s face. The foundation. The skintone lips. She looks hideous. F-cking hideous. It’s Victoria Beckham today in Boston for the American Idol auditions wearing ten inches of foundation and bronzer. She had toned down this sh-t, you see, to appease Anna Wintour as she campaigned for that Vogue cover. Full Story

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