Best Mediocre into Amazing: Sofia Vergara
On anyone else I wouldn’t have a lot of time for this dress. You’ve seen it before. Many, many times. And it’s red. And I’ve already told you how I feel about red, especially on a red carpet. But Sofia Vergara happens to be wearing it. And Sofia Vergara, well, when she wears things, anything, it automatically becomes a discussion, even though there’s not much to say beyond the fact that the earrings - Colombian emeralds - are lovely and she’s the hottest, funniest sh-t ever, because she never, ever takes it too seriously, and I wondered how Rob Lowe was keeping his badness suppressed when he was up there next to her as we all know there was a time he would not have been able to let that go.
Did you watch the arrivals show? Please tell me you heard her say this, and HEAR it the way she would have said it:
“You want to talk about my figure? I love talking about my figure."
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