The Daily Disintegration: Teri Hatcher"s face
April 9, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 9, 2006 12:00:00
This weekend at the GLAAD awards. So is there any wonder why the entire smutting universe thinks Ryan Seacrest is gay? What self respecting straight man would hit this? Teri Hatcher is an instant erection killer. And at this rate, the wretched hag is going to be single for life. Poor thing. Now I feel sorry for her. Maybe she needs a Friend. Maybe she needs the ocean. She screamed at the Ocean But the Ocean was silent She pleaded with the Ocean And the Ocean stayed quiet Is the Ocean for Aniston only?