Good times, good times. I loved that movie. Brad Pitt’s abs, Gina going postal and robbing that convenience store, Susan’s breakdown when she finally reveals her traumatic past, their mature-woman bodies jammed into too tight jeans and sun-fried beyond recognition – it was kick ass estrogen at its most fantastical. Full Story

I’m about to gloat, just a little. If you can’t handle it, skip to the next. Gloating isn’t terribly gracious, but then again, neither is gossiping. And in this business, I gotta give my sources their due when they come through. On Sunday night, following the BAFTAs, I reported exclusively on the bedroom eye action going on between Renee Z and George Clooney at the event. Full Story

Ms Z showed up at a pre-BAFTA Vogue event on Saturday night looking like complete arse. Thank Goddess things improved for the main show on Sunday. She appeared a lot more pulled together, if not a bit frozen. Anyway, gossips are now raging all over the UK that Renee was making goo goo eyes at George Clooney all night, looking at him “longingly” throughout the evening, perhaps eager to rekindle whatever it was that they shared a few years ago, pre-Kenny, pre-spinal injury. Full Story

George Clooney is the Man. Indisputably so. But if he really is hittin’ this bitch, he doesn’t deserve my Oscar vote. Because Teri Hatcher is a MESS! The only good thing I can say about this getup is that I like the back of her dress. Everything else is arse. Arse arse arse. Call me crazy but I think I’d rather look at the man called Fergie than at Teri Hatcher and her crumbling face. Full Story

Oh sweet Goddess. When it rains, it pours. Major buzz in Hollywood that Teri Hatcher and George Clooney went out on a date a few days ago. Something about dinner in Malibu. While neither of them are talking, every gossip worth her smut is running around trying to get confirmation. For the record, I don"t have it. Full Story

Maybe it was the wine. Maybe it was the sick elation I felt after wolfing down a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese and a super size helping of fries. But I didn’t think Teri Hatcher looked too bad tonight. In fact, I was pleasantly surprised to see her with some curves. The ass looked relatively meaty and the arms weren’t in danger of snapping, and even her face looked like it was holding up well in the California sunshine. Full Story

Before I get into the details, I"m sorry if I haven"t answered your blind item guesses directly. I"ll try to address as many of them as I can in the Monday Mailbag sessions. She"s renowned for her beauty and revered for her body and even though she"s probably past her prime, it doesn"t mean she"s still not a hot piece of ass. Full Story