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Saturday, February 17, 2007
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Dear Gossips, I normally don’t post on weekends – leave it to Britney to create a five alarm gossip emergency. Rock bottom must be close. Sigh. Scroll down for details of Britney’s rehab in-and-out quickie which preceded her return to LA, after which she immediately took herself to a salon and insisted they shave off her hair. When the stylist refused, she apparently grabbed the shears and did it herself. Needless to say, witnesses report that she seemed out of it, totally off her sh-t, crying at times, and incoherent. Then, once completely shorn, Britney took off for a tattoo parlour, adding two new brands to her body before jetting away, this time supposedly for Cedars Sinai Medical Centre in a brown wig where she is rumoured to have stayed a short time and left without being admitted. At press time she is presumably sleeping at home. And hopefully by the time she wakes up, Madonna will be kicking down her door, dragging her sorry ass to rehab. For good. Like I said yesterday, Madge needs to set this girl straight. As for Britney’s state of mind – let’s psychologise the situation, shall we? It’s not so much that she’s bald, bald on someone sane is really no big deal. But it’s the bald and the tattoos in combination with loopy behaviour – clearly an expression of self hate, and as many of you have written in your emails, perhaps suffering from post-partum? Or is it crystal meth psychosis? Or… because this is Britney and the mongering is going wild, everyone is examining the reason behind her comment to an employee at the tattoo place in response to being asked why she shaved her head: "I don"t want anyone touching me. I"m tired of everybody touching me”, leading to creative smutty speculation, which has in turn led to a brand new rumour – that she was raped, which is why she ended up presenting at the hospital after a very long night. Sigh. I’m sad. There is fun gossip and then there’s sad gossip. I don’t write about sad gossip. I don’t want to not write about Britney. Pray Goddess, please don’t let Britney turn into sad gossip. As in THAT kind of sad gossip. Story developing, stay tuned. source and source and source

Best Gay: TR Knight

January 29, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 29, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Never mind Patrick Dempsey. Never mind “The McDreamy Hair”. The McDreamy and the McDreamy Hair don’t hold a feather boa to TR Knight. Like, is he The Hotness or what??? Rockin’ his very own version of the do’, looking impeccable in black on black… my gays have been goin’ gangbusters for TR for months. Full Story

Happy New Year McGoslings!

January 3, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 3, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Every day for the last 3 days, the McGosling emails haven’t stopped – frantic queries as to their whereabouts, hands wringing, desperate for a morsel, any morsel regarding Allie and Noah, worried they’ve split, based on nothing other than the fact that they haven’t been sighted in several weeks. Fret not Notebookies… they are indeed still together. Full Story

Breaking: Denise Richards hurts senior citizen!!!

November 8, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 8, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

EXCLUSIVE! Coming at you straight from Vancouver! The River Rock Casino where Denise and Pam are shooting Blonde and Blonder – huge drama, a small village of witnesses, police are on site RIGHT NOW (6:30pm PST)!!! A couple of photographers are taking photos from a balcony overlooking the concourse where Denise was getting ready for her scene. Full Story

My Prediction: Matt Damon

October 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Like I said - a super long shot and in poker terms, Matt Damon is holding Pocket 2s against Patrick"s Pocket Rockets and George"s Cowboys. But there is no glory in playing it safe. I think this is his year: Arguments for: 1. He"s a new husband and a new father - check check for the MiniVan Majority 2. Full Story

Tom Cruise: the Redskin Callboy

September 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Part of the production deal, I suppose. And since Daniel Snyder is financing his career, it’s time for the GMD to run with the playbook, showing up for the Washington Redskins game on Sunday, supporting his new boss and also doing a little cross courting of his own. As I’ve mentioned before, Daniel Synder has deep pockets, and we all know how aliens love money. Full Story

The Rock Arnold

September 8, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 8, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here at the premiere of his new movie Gridiron. Is it just me or is he starting to resemble the Governator? Not that I don’t think the Rock is a sexy bitch, because I do. And yet there’s a very distinct half manorexic, half steroid monkey vibe goin’ on here that I just can’t shake. Your thoughts? Photos from Gossip Rocks Full Story

VB TV

August 25, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 25, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

UK tabloids are reporting that Simon Fuller, the man behind the Spice, is working on a possible telly deal for my Posh, something about fashion, not quite as light as a reality tv show but a vehicle to showcase her sense of humour. And I know you think I"m blind to her chav but I’m telling you, she is much more amusing when she"s animated, when she"s not a torpedo titted pouting skeleton staring at you from a pappy lens. Full Story

The Daily Ugly: Mischa in Tokyo

August 17, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 17, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not a big fan of her bitch but definitely a big fan of her fashion. Usually. Tokyo however is beyond even my admiration. The grecian head gear, the attempt at Athena, the hard rock shoes that taint an otherwise lovely dress - it"s a huge disappointment for someone who"s fared so well all summer, non? Photos from Gossip Rocks. Full Story

Winona"s single status

August 10, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 10, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, one of my girls throughout the years. She"s working again, seen here on the set of her latest The Ten, looking alright, not terribly cute but nothing to worry about either. And holding up rather nicely for someone with so many mental health issues, don"t you think? As such, I"m going to reignite my campaign for a Phoenix hookup. Full Story

Alanis & Ryan: bragging rights

August 2, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 2, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Time to gloat. Skip to the next if you don"t want to hear it. The photos prove it visually but I was the first to tell you exclusive on eTalk almost three weeks ago that they were very much together in Vancouver, surrounded by their dogs, rolling around on the grassy knoll at English Bay, and although others picked up our scoop recently, there has been absolutely no credit. Full Story

Carmen & Dave: another angle

July 19, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 19, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’ve no doubt you’ve heard the news. They’re done, they’re over, and word on the street – according to Perez Hilton via Life & Style is that Dave Navarro has spent the last 5 months in bed and in residence with some broad called Sarah Howard. Full Story

Freddie ages, Sarah smirks

July 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Amazing what a difference five years makes, non? Freddie Prinze Jr was once a super hottie. Cute and cool, despite the bad acting, not your average cookie cutter blonde surfer dude, dark and handsome and surprisingly likeable but also, sadly, vulnerable to age. There"s the telltale bloat creeping around his face and the eyes that aren"t quite 25 anymore and then of course the gradually expanding forehead - every man"s worst fear: 2 words beginning with R and ending with E, known in some circles to completely destroy a man"s manhood. Full Story

Tuesday, June 6, 2006
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Dear gossips, Back in Vancouver, Toronto was a blast, the CTV Upfronts were crazy frickin" amazing, and yes, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip looks like it will be everything it"s been hyped up to be. But for me, by far, the most highly anticipated show has to be 30 Rock, starring Tina Fey and Alec Baldwin. I love her. He frightens me. And I can"t think of a better combination. In today"s issue: Hello Shilo rains on Jen, fashion commentary from the CFDA Awards, on Heather"s breasts, and the Beckham loin explosion - with and without clothing. UPDATE: Wednesday June 7th is Media Day! Check me out on eTalk dishing exclusive on Ryan & Alanis AND Tori & Dean"s wedding reception. Then I"ll be on the CTV National News, commenting on the Brad/Angelina baby photo drama. My second time on Canada"s most watched primetime newscast! With Lloyd Robertson, that sexy beast! Thanks for your support!