Beyonce was seen at her office in New York yesterday with some new very long braids. Sh-t. That must be heavy. I get hair headaches all the time just from the added weight of hairspray.

Happily, Beyonce has stopped getting desperate on all her social media accounts to convince us that her perfect life really is perfect. At least for the last few days. I got an email the other day – I think it was from you, Nadia – about how her obsequious behaviour was getting near Kardashian. Laughed for an hour.

Speaking of that…

Is B going to the wedding this weekend?

God I hope not.

But how do they get out of it? Jay and Kanye are collaborators. Close collaborators. If he doesn’t go, would be seen as a sign of disrespect, non?