NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! At exactly the same time last year, I reported exclusively that Michelle Williams and Jason Segel were dating. Today US Weekly is reporting exclusively that their relationship is over, citing “distance” as the major obstacle and that the split was amicable. Full Story

On etalk we always joke that "red carpet run-ins" is one of our go-to stories leading up to major events. As Ben Mulroney just told me as we're shooting our links right now under the Oscar tent, it never happens. They never "run-in". They always avoid. There are a few avoid situations this year, including Renee Zellweger and Bradley Cooper. Full Story

Not Kruger and Jackson, no. Lane and Brolin. US Weekly has confirmed that they're done. Another source tells the magazine it's "amicable and not ugly". Well, would they say otherwise? This comes just a few weeks after Brolin was arrested for being drunk and disorderly on New Year's Eve. Full Story

Last year on Valentine’s Day, Katie Holmes was just putting her exit plan together, slowly freezing out all of Tom Cruise’s Scientology spies. So she’s single now, and living in New York, and her friends are trying to convince us that Full Story

I get sh-t on a lot for not sh-tting hard enough on Taylor Swift. She's a famewhore. She's desperate. She's controls everything. She made us think badly of Jakey Gyllenhaal for cutting out on her because they were too famous together. Sorry...? What I like about Taylor Swift is that she's competent. Full Story

Pips can’t stop talking about Britney, even though he won’t admit to calling her a bitch. But then again, Pips was never any good at having a woman’s back, was he? Ask Janet Jackson. Russell Brand however, even though it’s well over now between him and Katy Perry, and even though she’s been messing around with a mega douche, he still has her back. Full Story

I love writing about Britney and Justin. We all love remembering Britney and Justin. And it seems like Justin loves giving us opportunities to remember Britney and Justin. Thank you Justin. As you know, Justin performed at a pre-Super Bowl concert on Saturday night in New Orleans. Click here Full Story

I don’t know what that is but I’m sure Ashley Judd would be able to tell me. It is sad, of course, when a marriage ends. Sometimes when a marriage ends, it’s also smug. Not us, but them. Ashley Judd and Dario Franchitti announced their separation yesterday. They released this statement which she ostensibly wrote herself because she is so erudite: "We have mutually decided to end our marriage. Full Story

Justin Bieber’s new album Believe Acoustic drops tomorrow and is expected to top the charts just days before the Grammys for which he received no nominations prompting his manager Scooter Braun to throw a hissy over Twitter. Click here Full Story

As you know, she’s single again. Jason Trawick is no longer her boyfriend/conservator/business manager/baby-sitter. That position is now vacant. Which, I mean, it’s sad, totally, on so many levels. Because anyone who falls in love with her -- if one can truly fall in love with Britney Spears through the haze of all her meds -- would have to assume not only the role of boyfriend/fiancé/husband, in quick succession, but also the responsibility of being her governor. Full Story

It was a drawn-out breakup, as breakups can be, especially at their age. Finally though, after a very rough holiday in Mexico, during which, I hear, they argued so dramatically that they were throwing things at each other and finally ended up requesting to move into separate apartments, Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are done. Full Story

Who? Marie de Villepin is a French model/actress. Very striking. Like Taysa van Ree. Who? Taysa van Ree is Amber Heard’s ex/on/off girlfriend. And here are Amber Heard and Marie de Villepin (she appears to prefer her women with strong bone structure and 3 names) arriving in Paris together. Full Story

Here are brand new photos of Nicholas Hoult, #2 on my Five List, in Italy today promoting Warm Bodies. As I noted last week -- click here for a refresher -- I saw Warm Bodies just before Christmas and really, really liked it. After the screening I messaged Sarah from Cinesnark Full Story

If it wasn't clear that Taylor Swift has turned the paparazzi and the tabs into her own personal trolling machine, here's the proof. These are pictures of her heading back into the studio yesterday, for the first time since she supposedly left Harry "Real-Life-Daniel-Cleaver" Styles and his adorable gay-baiting ass in the Virgin Islands for good over the holidays (not enough time here to talk about 1D gayness, but oh how I fall for it!). Full Story