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Not Natural, An Act, Insecure

August 20, 2009 07:44:14 Posted at August 20, 2009 07:44:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you can believe it, we’re not talking about Victoria Beckham. These three attributes: Not NaturalAn ActInsecure Were cited by Bradley Cooper (as reported in the new issue of Us Weekly) as the reasons why he did not want to be with Jennifer Aniston. Full Story

Granny Freeze: no love, no loyalty

July 10, 2009 07:47:11 Posted at July 10, 2009 07:47:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Word is Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman has fired her publicist of 15 years. That’s a long, LONG time. The reason? Gran is blaming Catherine Olim for the current suckassness of her career. As you know, her box office has been dismal, and Australia was a massive, embarrassing, and expensive example of it and so Nicole is looking for a new rep, a new direction, like it’s everything to do with strategy and nothing to do with the fact that her face doesn’t move and she’s a fraud for f-cking with it? That may be what she’s telling herself but it’s certainly not an accurate assessment of her own image. Full Story

It’s a prop

July 2, 2009 09:25:47 Posted at July 2, 2009 09:25:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shelf Ass Jessica Biel hit up a salon yesterday and made sure to show the paps waiting outside that she’d been reading a script while getting her hair done. A script for the sequel to the Love Guru? Because that’s about all she’s being offered these days. As you can see, Shelfy is in great spirits. Full Story

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Future Love Triangle

June 24, 2009 08:13:56 Posted at June 24, 2009 08:13:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So the other night, Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Cooper were “caught” out for dinner. As expected, their new relationship has made the cover of every tabloid this week, not the main story though as Jon & Kate still seem to be dominating headlines. Ugh. Jen feels the same way too. This is what we’ve become. Full Story

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No thumb in Germany

June 15, 2009 06:30:45 Posted at June 15, 2009 06:30:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Amazingly enough, Megan Fox managed to keep her thumb out of her mouth on Saturday for the German leg of the Transformers promotional tour. Body is killer. That face though – again with that waxy wannabe Jolie face. From some angles you’d actually think this was her wax figure, non? Something very, very fake about her features. Full Story

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Jen & Jason at night

April 9, 2009 07:44:06 Posted at April 9, 2009 07:44:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

On the NY set of The Baster, Jennifer Aniston and Jason Bateman shooting scenes last night. Jen’s hair, as you can see, is in fine form. She looks great. And has been extra accommodating for the paps. Someone’s trying to make nice… She’s also supposedly loving her time in New York. Full Story

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He will never let us down

March 17, 2009 13:24:08 Posted at March 17, 2009 13:24:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

John Mayer keep quiet about the end of his contractual obligations his bust up with Jennifer Aniston? Please. He would never be so cruel. He could never be so self controlled. Remember, his gift is his song. His gift is the word. Because he’s so great with the word, right? Who keeps telling him he’s so great with the word??? Putting experience into music is one thing. Full Story

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Fabulous and 40… thousand!

March 4, 2009 06:31:05 Posted at March 4, 2009 06:31:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Aniston… She’s “Fabulous and 40!” Fabulous at 40! Fabulous at 40! For f-ck’s sake we’ve been hearing it for an entire month… Fabulous at 40! And the MiniVan screaming their support, believing their girl is taking them along on the ride, redefining beauty, embracing age, representing THEM. Full Story

Celebrity Dumbass

February 10, 2009 12:26:44 Posted at February 10, 2009 12:26:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This could be a daily feature. Today’s installment includes Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, and Scarlett Johansson. Let’s start with the sanctimonious husband and wife. Ashton has taken to Twitter and posted a video on his page that is supposed to illustrate how difficult it is to “navigate” through the sea of paps waiting to harass them at the airport yesterday en route to Germany. Full Story

Rossum or Romantic?

February 10, 2009 08:59:43 Posted at February 10, 2009 08:59:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s Jennifer Aniston’s birthday tomorrow and for the last two weeks we’ve been forced to celebrate along with her. America’s Sweetheart has suddenly become the MiniVan Majority’s poster-woman for 40, screaming at full volume: that 40 is better than 20! 40 can be fit and fresh, glowing and gorgeous…that is, if you live by the beach, and you get months and months off work several times a year, you have a Pilates studio in your house, your delicious low calorie meals are delivered three times a day, your stylist is on call for a blowout even if you’re just going to visit a friend, you’ve never had children, and you don’t spend half your day running after said children. Full Story

Too much beer?

February 3, 2009 06:37:31 Posted at February 3, 2009 06:37:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Aniston on the carpet last night at the premiere of He’s Just Not That Into You. A rare miss. Because you know the Aniston. The hair, the body, the tan, the glow…the Aniston is always working, the Aniston always looks good, the Aniston can’t afford not to look good. She doesn’t have much else. Full Story

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Gwynnie at the Grammys!

January 29, 2009 09:35:01 Posted at January 29, 2009 09:35:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I first reported (sorry about the gloat) in December, amid speculation that they would divorce, my Gwyneth resolutely refused to give up on her marriage. Full Story