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Can’t Unsee: Benedict Cumberbatch edition

January 23, 2013 18:02:06 Posted at January 23, 2013 18:02:06
Sarah Posted by Sarah

In a piece of fantastical timing, I had no sooner defended my crush on Benedict Cumberbatch (again), than Dreamworks released the first still from The Fifth Estate, showing Cumberbatch in character as Wikileaks founder Julian Assange. Cannot unsee. Look, if Benedict Cumberbatch is not your flavor, I get it. Full Story

Katy Perry & John Mayer had sex for Christmas

December 27, 2012 19:18:56 Posted at December 27, 2012 19:18:56
Dean Posted by Dean

How’s this for a little coal in your stocking, huh? On Christmas day Katy Perry tweeted this picture of John Mayer wearing a Santa suit, in what look like the final seconds before they screwed under the mistletoe. His face is clearly trying to communicate some sort of boner inspired message and, I think, his hand is actually on his dick. Full Story

By flirting, do you mean spitting?

November 26, 2012 20:15:34 Posted at November 26, 2012 20:15:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, Splash

I have a problem with portion control and I just ate way too much for lunch and chasing all of it by reading a story about Gerard Butler’s flirting method isn’t helping to keep it down. Spittle is currently promoting his next sh-t movie Playing For Keeps opening December 7th. I don’t understand why people keep casting him. Full Story

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Adrien Brody is in love

November 12, 2012 22:42:44 Posted at November 12, 2012 22:42:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Gigi Iorio/ Splash

And when Adrien Brody is in love, it’s like he’s showing you his dick. Check him out at the Rome Film Festival with girlfriend Lara Lieto. Is this a man who’s telling you he’s found the woman of his life, or is this a man telling you how hot sh-t his girlfriend is and that must mean he’s some hot sh-t too? He’s not the first or only dude to have done this, no, of course not. Full Story

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Axl 2012

November 1, 2012 21:19:27 Posted at November 1, 2012 21:19:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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INF

So... I used to have an Axl Rose problem. WHAT? I know. I KNOW. Don’t you think I know? He’s a crazy megalomaniac motherf-cker but back then, for those of you who can remember what he used to look like, he was rock hot, ok? And November Rain is a great ballad. And we didn’t have the internet and I only found out later that he chokes women. Full Story

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Gross Hippie Bears

November 1, 2012 15:40:28 Posted at November 1, 2012 15:40:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

JLo Bear and Slum Bear spent Halloween in Germany on tour. So they dressed up as Hippie Bears and shared photos with the fans. As always, JLO Bear is gorgeous. As always, Slum Bear is vile. Especially the shot of him sliding low in his chair, sucking in his stomach like that makes his cock bigger or something. Full Story

Sailor Girl and a Walking Penis

November 1, 2012 15:03:49 Posted at November 1, 2012 15:03:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Bauer-Griffin

Avril Lavigne went out for Halloween without fiancé Chad Kroeger last night. I’m sure he enjoyed her costume at home. That sentence was intended to make you dry heave. Like, she’s agreed to marry Chad Kroeger. If you’re not dry heaving I need you to think about this and get back to me in 10 seconds. Full Story

Gross Bear turns 1

October 29, 2012 16:43:24 Posted at October 29, 2012 16:43:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, FameFlynet

Here’s JLO Bear at the UNESCO charity gala in Germany on the weekend. Amazingly enough, she didn’t have her Slum Bear with her on the carpet. He’s around though. Oh he’s around. It was their 1 year anniversary last Thursday. They proclaimed their Bear Love for each other on Twitter. Full Story

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Slum Love in Poland

September 27, 2012 17:26:55 Posted at September 27, 2012 17:26:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Jennifer Lopez is performing in Poland this week. Here she is out on a run with members of her entourage including the Slum Lover, Casper Smart. We’re coming up on the one year anniversary of their...togetherness. Or least what we think would be the one year anniversary of their...togetherness. Full Story

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Slum Love in the pool

August 31, 2012 15:45:01 Posted at August 31, 2012 15:45:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kadena Press/ WENN, SDFL/ Splash News

Well, at least she’s not wearing a belly chain. Given that she’s ok with the world knowing that that is her boyfriend and that she gave him a top job on her tour and that he calls her BEAR, slumming it with a belly chain while in her bikini might actually not be worse than the rest. Here’s JLo Bear with her kids, the bodyguards, the nannies, the entire crew, and Casper Bear hanging out in the pool at her hotel in Miami. Full Story

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For your lunch

August 22, 2012 18:28:09 Posted at August 22, 2012 18:28:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet

In case the Avril/Chad engagement didn’t do it for you... Not sure why I’ve decided to gross you out as much as possible today but that’s where we’re at so, hey, here’s Billy Bob Thornton in West Hollywood last night wearing, I dunno, patchwork jeans (?), some sexy ass boots, and of course a partial armpit on his chin. Full Story

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A slum love birthday cake

July 25, 2012 21:14:22 Posted at July 25, 2012 21:14:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Fame/Flynet, Splash

I’m sorry this got buried under Twilight and Mimi... But that’s how it will be now that Jennifer Lopez is persisting with the slum loving. It was her birthday yesterday. She’s 43. This was the first time she celebrated the occasion as the girlfriend of her back-up dancer. Full Story

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JLo got Mimi for her birthday

July 24, 2012 17:11:08 Posted at July 24, 2012 17:11:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet, JosiahW/Splash

Is it me or was it hilariously, awesomely cold the way American Idol confirmed Mariah Carey in Jennifer Lopez’s face yesterday? There was a big ass deal made of the fact that JLo would not be returning. Or, in hindsight, we now realise, JLo made a big ass deal of JLo not returning. Because it turns out, as soon as they ripped up her paperwork, or maybe even BEFORE they even ripped up JLo’s paperwork, they were on the line with Mimi, throwing money at her to replace JLo’s chair with a throne (that comes with wheels and a butler). Full Story

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