Domaine Home, a new home décor site launched by the founders of mocktress bible WhoWhatWear.com, has recently featured the home of “actress and eco-evangelist” Jessica Alba -- move over David Suzuki! The piece is glowing, obviously; they refer to Alba as a mogul who embraces authenticity, so of course there’s no mention of a decorator or even that the house was likely styled for the photo shoot (much like a house would be staged to lure in prospective buyers – that would be us). Full Story

It’s not the makeup that’s the problem. Click here. You see the difference it makes when the makeup is worn with something complementary? The makeup works there, doesn’t it? It does NOT however work when it’s on top of a Tory Burch dress. Full Story

Yes this post is about Jessica Alba, but like so many conversations we’ve had over the past few weeks, let’s start with Gwyneth Paltrow. Gwyneth is owning it right now, and no matter how much we huff and puff and roll our eyes, there is also a sick need for us, even though you don’t want to admit it, to pine for her WASP life. Full Story

It’s only lunch. Try not to roll your eyes so hard you have to go home. Here’s Jessica Alba on the morning show circuit in New York. She’s promoting her new book The Honest Life, evidently a companion to her company, The Honest Company -- green for baby, or something. Here’s the headline that accompanied her interview video on Good Morning America Full Story

Just the colour. Only the colour. Really great colour. The dress I could do without; it’s a Dior and I’m not sure why Dior failed so miserably last night (see also upcoming Jennifer Lawrence and Marion Cotillard). Also the goddamn fishtail. And ...is that a muppet or a clutch? Put Jessica Alba in the category too of people who were there but we don’t know why they were there. Full Story

Oh please. Even Jacek looked at these shots last night and rolled his eyes. Jessica Alba is just like you, ok? She’s a mom now. Here’s a recipe for the best lasagne, and meanwhile she buys her baby toys where you do too... At the Target. Which makes her an authority on parenting. Full Story

But first... Can we play Photo Assumption on this shot of Megan Fox and Jessica Alba? Fox being there, I sort of understand, because she’s in This Is 40, coming out very soon. Alba...? What was Alba’s last movie? I don’t remember Alba’s last movie. Does Alba even make movies anymore?  I think of Alba now and hemp diapers come to mind. Full Story

Do you let your kid play with your phone? I do, and it’s become so bad that last night he hid my iPhone in his toy box. He’s sent texts, has called people and erased apps, and gotten it so wet it had to be replaced. All my fault, I know.  We are starting to institute a no electronics rule in the house after dinner, but seeing as we both, like, work in the real world, it’s a little difficult. Full Story

Whatever, Katie Holmes. Go on with your single freedom, taking cabs all over the place like you’re in gen pop now, and not combing your hair because life in New York as Courage Mom, superhero, is simply too busy. It can’t be more busy than Jessica Alba’s. Alba is in NYC this week and turning Manhattan into her own personal runway. Full Story

If you consider her first act being a movie star, then I guess she’s in her second act. She was in movies, but was Jessica Alba ever a movie star? Debatable. Vanity Fair does a series called Where I Go: International Itineraries from the Global Jet Set, a prescribed list of questions for celebrities; as much they hate to admit it, many want to be Goop, the privileged insider who knows a city better than the locals. Full Story

Sofia Vergara is currently on holiday with her on-again boyfriend Nick Loeb.  Jessica Alba was in Paris yesterday for fashion week. Both were allegedly former candidates for the position that eventually ended up going to Katie Holmes.  Sofia’s name has come up often in recent days. Full Story

Consider it her month-end charitable donation. But first... Let’s sh-t on Gwyneth Paltrow for her language. Consider the first sentence off the top of her most recent newsletter: “A few weeks ago, I saw a friend of mine's kid wearing these super cool skull and bones diapers. Full Story

(Lainey: How was your Mother’s Day? Mother’s Day belongs to Hollywood now. Does it feel like Mother’s Day is being taken over by celebrities and their babies? None of the writers usually featured on this site have babies. So... meet Maria. Maria is a friend. She is also the Managing Editor of Vitamin Daily and just celebrated her first Mother’s Day as a mother (of Jackson, born last year). Full Story

Michael Kors dressed a lot of people last night including Jessica Alba and Hilary Swank. I mean, there’s nothing technically wrong with this, or any of his other guests, with one major exception, but it’s really not all that exciting either, is it? Is this Met Gala worthy? There’s Alba’s one shoulder burnt gold that’s forgettable at best and Swank’s in unremarkable red with a high collar that you know you’ve seen before just in a different colour and maybe with a small variation in detail. Full Story