Mother Porny pushes a buggy
This t-shirt started out as a crew neck.
And here’s Porny living up to her Porny name. Because Jessica Simpson turns everything, even a walk around the block with her baby, into sexual suggestion. Can she help it if she has big ass tits? Perhaps not. But what about the lasciviousness of that open mouth on top of those big ass tits? Whether or not she was intending to, what she ends up saying here is that she’ll suck on it while you’re rubbing it between her breasts. She’s also fertile, rich, bends over when she’s asked to, but won’t ask you to do any better. In other words, she’s the perfect woman.