Perry, Mayer, Pattinson: Coincidence or Conspiracy?

May 28, 2013 17:53:17 Posted at May 28, 2013 17:53:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Pacific Coast News

Click here if you missed the update on the Robert Pattinson-Katy Perry article I posted earlier. As noted then, PEOPLE reported that Pattinson and Perry were supposedly seen together at a wedding in Santa Barbara, and then that post went missing.

Now US Weekly is reporting that Perry and John Mayer are back together...

Coincidence or conspiracy?

Please. You know this game.

Mayer apparently showed up at Perry’s place yesterday. According to a “source”, they were super flirty with each other. Well this is convenient absolution. Interesting too because it was US Weekly that published the reports last week of Kristen Stewart being “put through the wringer” by Robert Pattinson after the cheating scandal, and also US Weekly that had the exclusive that Stewart was hanging out with Taylor Swift, a major scoop on everyone else. This, given the timing, qualifies as major scoop too.

Coincidence or conspiracy?

Remember, Stewart and Perry have the same publicist. You might say it’s exhausting.

There’s a great scene in Dangerous Liaisons, Stephen Frears’s awesome movie, between Glenn Close’s Marquise de Merteuil and John Malkovich’s Vicomte de Valmont:

“Alright. WAR.”

The full clip is below.

Here’s John Mayer the other night leaving Chateau Marmont.

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