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Eggs & Cocaine

January 14, 2014 20:45:01 Posted at January 14, 2014 20:45:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

The cops came down on Justin Bieber’s house today. It had to do with him allegedly egging his neighbour’s house last week. So they raided his home and found cocaine. And now his friend Lil Za has been arrested for possession. TMZ has the full report. Full Story

JB eggs

January 10, 2014 18:45:00 Posted at January 10, 2014 18:45:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

TMZ reports that Justin Bieber egged his neighbour’s house. There’s video with audio. This f-cking punk… I don’t want to talk about why he did it because we all know why. He’s a PUNK. No discussion/debate necessary. Full Story

Drake & Zoe are wearing me down

December 23, 2013 16:21:27 Posted at December 23, 2013 16:21:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash

As you know, Drake and Rihanna are my jam, my Genie wish. But as I also said last week, Drake managed to find an exception. It’s not like Matt Kemp who went from Rihanna to one of Kanye West’s fiancee’s sisters. There is not only no shame in hooking up with Zoe Kravitz, it actually comes with a lot of swagger. Full Story

Flex Bieber

November 27, 2013 16:31:16 Posted at November 27, 2013 16:31:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash

Justin Bieber is currently on tour in Australia. He just played Brisbane. Here are some photos from the show. As you can see, JB is all about the flex right now. He’s a big boy with big boy muscles. Please look at the big boy and his big boy muscles. In other big boy muscle news… Have you seen his new fragrance ad? The scent is called The Key. Full Story

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Justin Bieber and his Frankenstein

November 21, 2013 16:54:43 Posted at November 21, 2013 16:54:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I finally had the chance to read The Hollywood Reporter article on Justin Bieber this morning. I also finally had to poo this morning, my first since Sunday. So I did them both together. It’s a five page article so the timing was perfect. I highly recommend. Not because Bieber has anything insightful to share though. Full Story

Robert Pattinson in Rob Ford’s afterglow

November 15, 2013 16:18:32 Posted at November 15, 2013 16:18:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Alberto E. Rodriguez/ Getty

It is a new day. And Mayor Rob Ford is at City Hall in Toronto. The morning is full of possibilities. Yesterday morning Ford talked about eating pussy and how much pussy he gets at home with his wife. Right now, as I write this post, I’m listening to him speak live on television about his executive committee. Full Story

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Benedict Cumberbatch’s lock of hair

November 14, 2013 17:04:21 Posted at November 14, 2013 17:04:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Samir Hussein/ Getty

Maybe it’s because I’ve been listening to the words “eat pussy” come out of Rob Ford’s mouth all morning but suddenly everything seems brighter, nicer, easier to look at. Seth Meyers is apparently strongly considering making it a sketch on Saturday Night Live this weekend. Full Story

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Riggins and his hockey stick

November 7, 2013 16:26:37 Posted at November 7, 2013 16:26:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Bauer, Splash

Taylor Kitsch was photographed in New York yesterday with a hockey stick which is normally what Canadians are associated with, and not crack and prostitutes. I feel like Riggs is letting us down. It’s seems like it’s been a quiet year for Kitsch even though he’s been working steadily. Full Story

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Baby sleeps …after sex?

November 7, 2013 14:48:46 Posted at November 7, 2013 14:48:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Rob Ford didn’t admit to anything else yesterday. The Iron Sheik however did challenge him to a wrestling match and promised to f-ck him up. So, there’s that. It wasn’t totally a bust for Canadian pride on Wednesday though. When Rob Ford doesn’t deliver, Justin Bieber will. Full Story

Lunged me back to life

November 6, 2013 15:29:23 Posted at November 6, 2013 15:29:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash

Here are the Canadians who’ve been representing Canada on the world stage lately: Rob Ford and Justin Bieber Is it our finest moment? Or our lowest moment? Debatable. There is however a Canadian whose representation of Canada is never debatable. Celine Dion is ALWAYS AMAZING. Full Story

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Baby wants to come

October 28, 2013 20:05:07 Posted at October 28, 2013 20:05:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So Justin Bieber went clubbing in Panama. And when he was leaving the club, he took 10 women home with him. One of those women was a prostitute. She’s now telling her story to the local papers. According to her, this is what happened: She and JB smoked some pot. Then this: “He asked me in English if I wanted all of his semen, but I don't understand English. Full Story

Promoting the Greatest Canadian Love Story

October 16, 2013 15:04:17 Posted at October 16, 2013 15:04:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Santi/ Splash

We have so much to be proud of here in Canada. Earlier this year, Chris Hadfield was a maple leaf badass up in space. Last week, one of our most treasured writers, Alice Munro, won the Nobel Prize in Literature. And now… Now Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger, newlyweds, are promoting their new single/her new album/their relationship/I’m not sure. Full Story

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Blake & Ryan return to the birthplace of their love

October 15, 2013 14:05:24 Posted at October 15, 2013 14:05:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds arrived in New Orleans on Sunday where he’ll be shooting a new movie called Selfless. The significance of New Orleans? Well, that’s where they shot Green Lantern…when he was still married to Scarlett Johansson. The relationship did not develop until after he and Scarjo were over but Blake was into it, totally. Full Story

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Bieber can’t exhale

October 10, 2013 17:32:11 Posted at October 10, 2013 17:32:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not when he’s popping out his abs for you on Instagram. Justin Bieber is cut, OK? He trains with his trainer. He’s benefitting from his 19 year old metabolism. The more ripped he’s getting, the lower his pants are falling. But not like this:  Full Story