Season finale of American Idol last night. Both Mimi and JLo performed. Mimi threw down a medley of her greatest hits -- I always forget how much I love We Belong Together -- culminating in her current smash #Beautiful. It was... a little lip-synchy, right? Maybe not the middle section but definitely off the top and towards the end? Voices don’t hold up forever. Full Story

There's no better way to start the weekend than with some Mimi. And this kind of Mimi means it could be a spectacular weekend. I know I ask you for a lot. Here's another request: promise you will watch this. Because I promise you that there is no way you can come out of it without a lot of joy in your heart. Full Story

Been listening to this all day. Sasha was on Dean and me right away this morning about it too. She mentioned that Mimi’s voice is still amazing. I had to be the c-nt bitch to wonder if, um, she could throw this down live. BUT... It’s a GREAT song. In spite of that stupid f-cking hashtag. Full Story

Every day should end like this. I want you to make sure you don’t get interrupted. No phone calls. No children needing you. No distractions. I want you to enjoy the next 6 minutes fully focused. It’s the only way. Mimi and Nick Cannon were married again at Disneyland this week. Full Story

A few weeks ago, I shared my thoughts on adults at Disneyland. And some of you yelled at me. Last night at Disneyland, Mimi married Nick Cannon again. They marry each other every year on their anniversary. Last year, they did it in Paris -- click here Full Story

American Idol ratings have been sh-tty this season. They’re blaming it on the fact that Mimi just sits there with her tits on the table, pausing only to throw fairy dust in people’s faces. Or maybe there are just too many goddamn singing shows!? Whatever. They’re blaming our butterfly. Full Story

Let’s ease into it today, like she does. At 5:49am this morning, Mimi tweeted this photo of herself... in the bath. With this message: Breakfast: #np champagne & bubbles..also on the menu... Peking duck & peeking toe http://instagram.com/p/X4mwnZLeIz/ Full Story

This first photo needs no caption. Just enjoy it. It is meant to be ENJOYED. As previously mentioned, it was Mimi’s birthday last week. Only…she doesn’t call it a birthday. She calls it the 327 Anniversary. God I love her. Anyway, here are some pictures she posted on Instagram of what Nick Cannon did for her on the 327 Anniversary. Full Story

Well f-ck. F-ck all this travel. I'm en route back to Toronto today from Victoria so the schedule's been tight to allow for all the back and forth and as a result... I forgot. I forgot our Holy Lambily Day. I could be excommunicated. Ritchie reminded me, 'thanks God'. Full Story

Why not? It’s our Mimi. And she’s making the rounds on the morning shows, presumably to promote American Idol. Heard she was amazing on Kelly & Michael this morning which starts here on the West Coast in a few minutes. Will set the PVR and enjoy later with a glass of wine. Have you been watching Idol? I don’t even bother with the performances. Full Story

Mimi’s already taken over Christmas and now she’s decided that Valentine’s Day must be hers too. Think of every Valentine’s Day cliché and convention. Red? Petals? Balloons? Butterflies? Bubbles? Carriage rides? Please. Full Story

That’s a wrap on Mimi at American Idol auditions! Last night the final search for contestants ended in Oklahoma City. Did it end with a bang? Not really. It ended with a glance, Mariah looking up at another mediocre wannabe, as she does, and having basically nothing to say. Here’s the thing about Mariah though, she never promised your dreams could come true. Full Story