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The Carters renewed

October 23, 2014 15:20:50 Posted at October 23, 2014 15:20:50
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PEOPLE reported yesterday that Beyonce and JayZ are the opposite of totally breaking up, which is what the headlines were a couple of months ago. According to their source: "They did have major problems. But they worked it out and they've renewed their vows. Full Story

Three Gwyneth videos

October 23, 2014 14:07:05 Posted at October 23, 2014 14:07:05
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Gwyneth Paltrow made a guest appearance on Lisa Kudrow’s Web Therapy. A short clip from it is the first video attached below. Her character’s name is Maya Ganesh. She does yoga and meditates and owns a company called Golden Circles. And Lisa/Fiona’s all like, what the f-ck do you need therapy for? Your life is perfect. Full Story

Bradley Pitts Between Two Ferns

October 23, 2014 13:37:48 Posted at October 23, 2014 13:37:48
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Brad Pitt really wants you to see Fury. The small details are what get me initially. Like how they Scotch tape the microphones on this show. It’s a slow build. The first two minutes aren’t all that exciting. But then. Zach Galifianakis goes for it. I mean, sure, it’s not hard to go for it when both of you are in on it. Full Story

George Clooney’s only t-shirt

October 22, 2014 18:08:22 Posted at October 22, 2014 18:08:22
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George Clooney was out in Studio City yesterday, supposedly visiting his chiropractor. While wearing his only t-shirt. Always this t-shirt. Because he owns the company. And the company announced that it’s releasing a new variant yesterday. “We are extremely excited and proud to add our añejo after resting it to perfection in our barrels in Jalisco, Mexico. Full Story

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More honours for Matthew McConaughey

October 22, 2014 17:24:50 Posted at October 22, 2014 17:24:50
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Matthew McConaughey received the American Cinematheque Award last night in Hollywood and it was a strong turnout. The timing is great too. Not only because he’s winning everything (but the Emmy), but also because Interstellar comes out soon, one of most highly anticipated films of the year. Of over a year. Full Story

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JLO to Vegas

October 22, 2014 16:01:41 Posted at October 22, 2014 16:01:41
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TMZ is reporting that Jennifer Lopez is working on a Vegas deal. Apparently she’s negotiating with The Axis at Planet Hollywood for 72 shows over 24 weeks that would pay her $350K each time. It’s similar to Britney. Except, well, didn’t you think that JLO had a lot more going on than Britney? For Britney, the Vegas thing makes sense, because …you know. Full Story

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How Princess got her groove back

October 22, 2014 15:18:17 Posted at October 22, 2014 15:18:17
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New cover of PEOPLE features Catherine Cambridge and the online article is titled: “How Princess Kate Got Back to Her 'Smiling, Bubbly Self” Drugs? Massages? Horny books? Good sex? Netflix? I don’t know. Full Story

Colin Farrell’s turn

October 20, 2014 20:16:23 Posted at October 20, 2014 20:16:23
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Marvel is still looking for Dr Strange because it definitely won’t be Joaquin Phoenix. His publicist released a statement the other day confirming that negotiations are “dead, dead, dead. A couple of weeks ago they mutually decided to part ways. It was over before the New York Film Festival”. Full Story

Ryan Reynolds’s Walk of Fame

October 20, 2014 15:20:56 Posted at October 20, 2014 15:20:56
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Ryan Reynolds was also honoured at Canada’s Walk of Fame on Saturday in Toronto. His mother was with him at the ceremony. I quite like the blue shirt and the bow tie. Very handsome. Everyone was wondering whether or not Blake Lively would accompany him to the event. She did not. She stayed back in New York and was papped a few times, out shopping and hanging out with Amber Tamblyn. Full Story

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Eddie Redmayne: front row season?

October 17, 2014 18:17:47 Posted at October 17, 2014 18:17:47
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Eddie Redmayne was front row at the Alexander Wang H&M Collection launch in New York last night. (Sasha was there too, covering it for etalk. I was jealous. Wang is… goddamn, he is something to look at. The clothes, sure. But his FACE!) If I’m a designer, Eddie Redmayne is at the top of the list of male celebrities I’d want to be there. Full Story

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Blake’s first bump carpet

October 17, 2014 16:46:43 Posted at October 17, 2014 16:46:43
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Blake Lively was posing real hard at the Golden Heart Awards last night in New York. It was her first carpet since she announced her pregnancy. And it’s her first carpet since Gawker sh-t on her for the Allure of the Antebellum. Click here for a refresher. Full Story

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Brange’s Fury Unbroken

October 17, 2014 14:16:36 Posted at October 17, 2014 14:16:36
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Brad Pitt and the cast of Fury spent yesterday screening Fury for veterans and servicemen in Fort Benning Georgia. Extra also released Brad’s red carpet interview from the premiere in Washington the night before. The reporter was Jerry Penacoli who’s always had a good relationship with Angelina Jolie. Full Story

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Beyonce’s Reality Bites

October 16, 2014 15:36:07 Posted at October 16, 2014 15:36:07
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I can’t believe it took me this long to figure out what Beyonce’s new hair was reminding me of. Vickie! Realty Bites! It’s one of my favourite movies. And it’s not just the short blunt thick bangs. It’s also Vickie’s style. Vickie dressed like a 1950s housewife took a bath in grunge. Full Story

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Brad Pitt: on his wife, his French, Fury, and Unbroken

October 16, 2014 14:45:15 Posted at October 16, 2014 14:45:15
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I received the cutest email yesterday from a reader, S, who wrote: Lainey, My husband is going to have to send you thank you cases of Miraval Rosé for posting that behind the scenes video because I am so primed to bang his brains out when he get home from work. That f-cker is not going to make it past the foyer!  Hugs & Rubs Right? Brad Pitt in DETAILS. Full Story

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