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Thursday, April 16, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Nicki Minaj was hinting on Twitter on Tuesday that she’d had a really great night. Then she hinted some more that maybe it had something to do with a ring. After that, on Instagram, she posted a text exchange between her and Meek Mill:

 

 

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I’m not big on romance but OK, that brought out a giggle. Because it feels like Teen Love, doesn’t it? Look at that ring. This ring IS Teen Love!

 

 

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I love Teen Love. Duana and I went back and forth on text celebrating Teen Love yesterday after she sent me the most beautiful article about Teen Love, or maybe it was an article about fingerbanging which, basically, is Teen Love. There are so many good lines but this is probably my favourite:

“Whenever a teen enters a new space they think: Could I fingerbang someone here?”

Anyway, Nicki Minaj is engaged. Teen Love is thriving. 

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

His & Her Engagements

April 9, 2015 17:03:09 Posted at April 9, 2015 17:03:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

PEOPLE has confirmed that Jennie Garth is engaged to Dave Abrams. I didn’t even know she was dating anyone. Google tells me that US Weekly reported that they were dating in January. Apparently Dave waited until her birthday to propose. Full Story

Wahlberg Brotherly Love

March 31, 2015 16:31:46 Posted at March 31, 2015 16:31:46
Maria Posted by Maria
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Slaven Vlasic/ Ray Tamarra/ Getty Images

Donnie Wahlberg and Dr. Jenny McCarthy were on the Howard Stern show yesterday, and the headline making the rounds is about Jenny and The View maybe or maybe not unofficially asking her back. Who cares. There’s another clip floating around that is far more interesting, concerning Donnie Wahlberg and his brother Mark. Full Story

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Mr & Mrs Depp

February 5, 2015 14:33:53 Posted at February 5, 2015 14:33:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jason Kempin/ Getty Images

It was reported last week that Johnny Depp would be marrying Amber Heard on his private island this weekend. They’re still going to the private island. And there will still be a ceremony there. But they made it official on Tuesday at his home in West Hollywood. According to an US Weekly Full Story

Johnny Depp’s island wedding

January 30, 2015 15:17:15 Posted at January 30, 2015 15:17:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Mazur/ Getty Images

Page Six reports today that Johnny Depp will marry Amber Heard the weekend of February 7/8 on his private island in the Caribbean. That’s Grammys/BAFTA weekend. According to Page Six they’re expecting 50 guests, mostly just family and very close friends – Marilyn Manson? – and because the island is, really, just an island with mostly undeveloped land, guests will be staying on a yacht. Full Story

Cameron’s getting married tonight

January 5, 2015 19:57:08 Posted at January 5, 2015 19:57:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Dave Spencer /Splash

US Weekly reports exclusively that Cameron Diaz will marry Benji Madden tonight. Last night was the rehearsal dinner in Beverly Hills. The magazine offered no details about where the ceremony will go down tonight likely so as not to tip off other paps. Full Story

Rethinking Johnny Depp

December 3, 2014 22:40:30 Posted at December 3, 2014 22:40:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Mazur/ Getty Images

Most of us have been rethinking Johnny Depp for a while now. You know who else might be? Amber Heard. PEOPLE just posted an article titled: Are Johnny Depp & Amber Heard Cooling Off? Multiple sources tell PEOPLE that they’ve “slowed down” their wedding plans: "There is no rush to marry at the moment," says a longtime friend of Depp. Full Story

Scarlett Can Keep A Secret

December 1, 2014 20:29:10 Posted at December 1, 2014 20:29:10
Maria Posted by Maria
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Rindoff Petroff/ Hekimian/ Getty Images

A-list actress, a baby and a wedding – this makes for some seriously headline click-bait for most websites. But today, a Monday after a sleepy US Thanksgiving weekend, there’s a story buried on PEOPLE about Scarlett Johansson possibly marrying Romain Dauriac (via NY Post). Full Story

Work more, talk less

November 28, 2014 17:45:37 Posted at November 28, 2014 17:45:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Yesterday in Smutty Tingles, I wrote that “I have Benedict Cumberbatch love and engagement fatigue, GOD." Every day there’s another quote about how much he loves his fiancée and how much she loves him and why they decided to list their engagement and why she walked the carpet with him at the premiere. Full Story

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Angelina’s Unbroken marriage tour

November 26, 2014 17:46:13 Posted at November 26, 2014 17:46:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, FameFlynet

Angelina Jolie is in Paris today. She was photographed at Vivement Dimanche in black, smiling at the crowd. Obviously she’s out there promoting Unbroken. And talking about her marriage too. You know that’s what all the entertainment reporters want to discuss. Like, if I was assigned to the Unbroken junket, I’d probably have to get off a question about the wedding too. Full Story

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Cumhard confirmation

November 12, 2014 14:32:38 Posted at November 12, 2014 14:32:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Every week or so, I get an email from a particular subset of Twi-Hard. I call them the deniers. These are the ones who refuse to believe that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are no longer together. And that not only are they not broken up, but that she secretly had a baby last year and everything we’re seeing now is an attempt to hide the child. Full Story

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