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What are you doing on August 30? It’s Labour Day weekend. Will you be at the cottage? On holiday somewhere? Working in the yard? BBQ? Fiona is coming here to Toronto from Vancouver that weekend. We miss each other so much. You think she’s going to mind if I drag her to the One Direction movie on our quality time together? I’m not actually sure she knows what a One Direction is. Full Story
I think I've been pretty forthcoming about my Harry Styles problem. Some of you have been kind enough to confess that we are the same. The new video won't help. The new video will make it worse. So don't watch it if you don't have time to re-watch 3 times...which is what I did yesterday while the rest of the world was preoccupied with the arrival of the royal child. Full Story
There’s lots being said this week about the whole Jodie Foster coming out situation but, because my heart wants to drag things down to the lowest common denominator, I’d like to use this as an excuse to talk about how gay One Direction is…or at least how gay One Direction pretends to be. Full Story
Half the reason I’ve been posting more and more about One Direction is because it makes Jacek crazy. He walks around the house and drives around in his car like a crusty f-ck old man now, at once blustering and muttering about “their hair” or “spacey pedestrians” or stupid drivers who don’t tuck themselves to the curb when making a right turn. Full Story
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I mean not Hot Harry on a Horse, not that Harry Styles is not hot. Does that make sense? As I confessed yesterday in Tingles, FINE, I admit, I love Harry Styles. Look at him. He’s the cutest sh-t EVER. And it’s ok, I won’t out all of you who’ve been emailing asking for One Direction. I’ll take the heat for it so you can enjoy it on the low, hiding your monitor from view, secretly enjoying every single shot. Full Story