There were so many red dresses at the Golden Globes I almost had a seizure. You know I hate a red dress. And I especially hate this one. Enough with the sweetheart neckline and the pearls and the cutesy lollipop hair and the F-CKING NAIL ART and my God, my God with those red satin platforms, my GOD. Full Story

F-ck off. And stop it.  Full Story

Okay.  So I’m Zooey D.  My show’s off the ground, I’m starting to get some blowback about how over the top the cute-geek thing is, and maybe, truth be told, I’m starting to get a little exhausted of it myself.   So good.  The Globes is a relatively low-pressure time to transition into something else. Full Story

Did you explode from the cuteness or roll your eyes from the hipster overdose? I suspect it’s about 50/50. (Ha! I didn’t even mean that when it first came out!)Those of you who loved (500) Days Of Summer are no doubt going into 2012 with high hopes of a Zooey Deschanel Joseph Gordon-Levitt movie life to real life romance after watching the video she posted of the two of them on Hello Giggles Full Story

This should be the motto of the Golden Globes. And if you’re here for the Gossip, that certainly works in your favour. Big ups to Kristen Wiig. Love that Bridesmaids was recognised instead of The Hangover. Love that Wiig was included among Best Actresses Comedy although, um, you can tell they were kinda stretching, non? When there are 10 total lead acting spots to fill, there’s a lot of love to go around. Full Story

Am I supposed to picture her plucking the petals off of some flower, in a meadow, while her bike leans against a tree, as beams of sunlight filter through her eyelashes and her voice skips across the clouds, carried by the wind... is the picture Zooey Deschanel is conjuring? Because all I want to do is punch the hipster who thinks this would be a good dress for a garden party in the middle of goddamn January as a scene in a screenplay called 10,000 Ways To Find Corduroy Annoying. Full Story

It’s not, like, knee-slappingly funny but I wonder if a comedy always has to be knee-slappingly funny. There was a moment, for example, in The Hangover, which I did not consider to be a good movie, when I knee-slap laughed. I did not, however, knee-slap laugh often, if at all, during I Love You Man. Full Story

It’s Joseph Gordon-Levitt. And he’s terribly UNphotogenic. And I know how it feels. And I told you last week that he’s so so SO great in (500) Days of Summer and how much I loved the film and I don’t’ want you to judge him, or the film, by these images because, obviously, he cannot pose, he’s terribly awkward when being photographed, and in the movie, I promise, he’s much hotter, and so much cuter than the 10 year old he looks like here last night at the premiere in LA with Zoey Deschanel. Full Story