Thursday, July 31, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

The best article I read yesterday was about Bill Murray. Murray’s film St Vincent will be screening at TIFF. The festival wants to also take the opportunity at the gala to honour Murray’s career. Only no one was able to find him. Because, as you know, Bill Murray isn’t available like that. It’s legendary now how Murray lives his life – disconnected from Hollywood, absent from the carpet, but more likely to show up at some random person’s wedding and give a speech.

Apparently a search committee, that included Harvey Weinstein, had to be formed to track Murray down. So he didn’t jump when Harvey said “call me back”? LOVE that.

St Vincent was originally intended for Jack Nicholson and written in collaboration with him.  Read Full Intro

Cameron & Benji to marry?

July 31, 2014 17:55:11 Posted at July 31, 2014 17:55:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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PEOPLE reports today that Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden are super serious and there might be a wedding. A source tells the magazine: "It's early, but they have talked about marriage.” Also, he’s practically living at her place. Full Story

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Tom at Ladies’ Day

July 31, 2014 17:18:13 Posted at July 31, 2014 17:18:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Tom Cruise was at Goodwood Racecourse today in the UK. He’s been spending a lot of time there. Has he moved to England halftime? Is there a big Xenu presence in England? Maybe he’s just prepping for Mission: Impossible 5. So it was Ladies’ Day at Goodwood. Perfect. Tom does charm the ladies. Full Story

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Brange’s old school sexting

July 31, 2014 16:42:42 Posted at July 31, 2014 16:42:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Angelina Jolie gave an interview to Australia TV Week magazine. Advance press for Unbroken, I guess. The Jolie was in Australia during production. At the same time, Brad Pitt was working on Fury in England, even though they once said they’d not take on jobs concurrently. For her though, telling Louis Zamperini’s story, it became an exception. Full Story

Sushi for breakfast

July 31, 2014 16:22:15 Posted at July 31, 2014 16:22:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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YASSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! Fried rice for breakfast is really good too. Actually, rice with almost anything is good for breakfast. Rice with raw fish? Definitely. Kristen Stewart and Nicholas Hoult are together in Japan to start work on their film Equals. Someone posted these two shots on Twitter here Full Story

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Allison Williams will play Peter Pan

July 31, 2014 15:46:33 Posted at July 31, 2014 15:46:33
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Guys…what’s the problem? Seriously. Yesterday there was an announcement about Allison Williams playing Peter Pan in NBC’s live staging of the musical (you remember ‘The Sound of Music’ last year, right?) and immediately there was a massive storm on Twitter and the mainstream media was picking it up and the more I looked, the more my early suspicions were confirmed – it was about nothing. Full Story

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Robert Pattinson’s blind riddle

July 31, 2014 15:17:53 Posted at July 31, 2014 15:17:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Robert Pattinson covers the new ESQUIRE UK. It’s good shot on the cover. But inside… Those hands. Those weirdly delicate hands scraping his head, why do we need to see this? I interviewed someone recently with the same kind of hands. They’re the hands of the creeper in the horror movie who’s peering around the corner, the guy with the freak show dungeon in the basement of his house. Full Story

Three Whisker Taunting

July 31, 2014 14:32:45 Posted at July 31, 2014 14:32:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Justin Bieber has been famous since he was 14 years old. At 20, he’s rich, spoiled, uncontrollable, and protected. JB makes money for a lot of people. Why would they ever shut him down? How could they ever step to him to tell him the truth? So it surprises no one that he behaves like a c-nt. Full Story

July 31, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

July 31, 2014 14:23:10 Posted at July 31, 2014 14:23:10
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Amanda! It’s your Champagne Birthday! With bacon! Toasting you with your Five List: Jared Leto, Nicholas Hoult, Cillian Murphy, James McAvoy, and Will Arnett. Bonus – NKOTB! Happy Birthday Juwon! I admire you for using your Tiger so generously. That’s LOVE. And while I know you didn’t do it for anything in return, that’s exactly the kind of action that will bounce back for you in the right way when it might the Tiger’s turn for a bad year. Full Story

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Wednesday, July 30, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

I posted a blind riddle back in 2012 called 2 Days and 20 Years. It was about a woman who had two evenings of sex, with two different partners aged twenty years apart. Click here for a refresher. Please think about that today.

On an unrelated note – why was Charlie Hunnam not at Comic-Con? A VOGUE photo shoot. Charlie isn’t photogenic when he’s standing on a red carpet. But in a studio setting and properly styled? Jesus. I can’t wait to see these pictures.

Anyway, to help ease the disappointment from his absence, he recorded a video message to the fans that was played at the Sons Of Anarchy panel, the show’s final Comic-Con panel since it’s concluding this fall. What a great ass. He shows his ass all the time on SOA.  Read Full Intro

Isn’t it time?

July 30, 2014 20:17:16 Posted at July 30, 2014 20:17:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ibiza. Today. On the water. Jet skiing. Not together but… Isn’t it time? Isn’t it time for these two to become one? Or is it Michelle Rodriguez’s turn. Michelle and Cara Delevingne used to be a thing. Last week Cara and Selena Gomez were hanging out. Full Story

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Boyhood Potterhood

July 30, 2014 19:46:16 Posted at July 30, 2014 19:46:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Is Ethan Hawke your re-boyfriend yet? If you say no, is it because you haven’t seen Boyhood? See it. Then be the contrarian. I know the type. The film has received near universal acclaim, currently sitting at a 99% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes. But some people just get ruined by hype. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

July 30, 2014 18:58:20 Posted at July 30, 2014 18:58:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I thought the point of this story was that they’re the same person (Dlisted)

Rihanna and Eminem getting ready (Just Jared)

Seriously, when your car’s gas tank is in the back, maybe consider the pants (The Superficial)

Is Kate Upton trying to tell me that pretty people shouldn’t have to do chores? (Cele|bitchy)

Ariana Grande’s selfie face (Hollywood Tuna)

Mila Kunis’s cute maxi skirt (Pop Sugar)

Megan Fox is wearing something from 2007 (Too Fab)

Great dress on Chloe Grace Moretz on the cover of FLARE  (Hollywood PQ)

Double dipping celebrity love (Romance Beat)

Jennifer Lopez’s maybe boyfriend’s job status (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Resetting Lea Michele

July 30, 2014 18:26:29 Posted at July 30, 2014 18:26:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Lea Michele continues to work on Sons Of Anarchy. Here she is shooting a scene with Katey Sagal yesterday. As I wrote earlier this week, with the imminent conclusion of Glee, Lea’s professional strategy seems to be an image change. This is not Rachel Berry hanging out with Gemma Teller Morrow. Full Story

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