Hot Harry is really good at sh-tters

January 21, 2014 15:33:52 Posted at January 21, 2014 15:33:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Prince Harry welcomed home the Walking With The Wounded South Pole participants today in London. As you can see, his trek beard is gone. Not even a prince can avoid looking pale and pasty this time of year. It also wasn’t his best hair day. But Cressie doesn’t mind. Harry and Cressie are good. And we’re all waiting for a 2014 engagement.

Anyway, let’s talk about Harry’s trip and what they did when they had to take a sh-t. According to Dominic West, Harry built the sh-tters.

“It was cool having Harry there because he was very much part of the team. He seemed to specialise in building the latrines and he built these incredibly elaborate ones. He did one with castellated sides and a flag pole, a loo roll holder, and you’re sitting there thinking ‘this is a real royal flush’. He must have spent about 40 minutes making it. I remember thinking that he did art A-level and you can tell he is artistic.”

Poor Kanye West. He’s over there busy making some great art and shouting for us to notice and Prince Harry comes along and fashions a crude dumping station and steals the creative spotlight. That said, I wonder if I could cure my constipation while sitting on Harry’s throne.

Also, and this shouldn’t be a surprise, West says Harry tells some diirrrrrrty ass jokes. And he drank champagne out of a dude’s prosthetic leg. What we’ve confirmed today: our ginger prince can turn any environment into Vegas. Click here for more on the trip.

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