So much goodness going on in this set of photos... First of all, it’s always good when Hot Harry is on a horse. And it’s even better when Hot Harry spends time with the children. And it’s hilarious when Hot Harry is in the presence of a fan girl who cannot handle his ginger sizzle. Full Story

As I wrote yesterday, Princess Catherine is almost done with her official appearances ahead of the big birth. She’ll be at the Trooping the Colour ceremony on Saturday alongside the royal family and then the only item on her personal schedule left is Thomas Van BeeZee’s wedding (that dude’s name is too much of a pain in the ass to spell check every f-cking time). Full Story

A teaser trailer for the upcoming Diana starring Naomi Watts has been released. It’s so obvious what they’re trying to do here. With the piano and the familiar imagery... And still... It works. Because we are SO familiar with that imagery. All it takes is a hairstyle. Or a dress. Full Story

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher spent the weekend in St Tropez with Princess Beatrice, her boyfriend, and some other blue bloods. Mila’s been in England filming for a couple of months. Ashton has been there with her almost the whole time. It’s very, very serious. Photo Assumption tells me it’s very, very serious. Full Story

I’ve had a very long week. Travel, business trip, long days, more travel. It’s a bit exhausting. But, as if sensing my need, my Five list has risen to the occasion and they’ve been getting photographed all week, from Timothy Olyphant Full Story

Today was not optional. The Queen marked the 60th anniversary of her coronation today and the entire family, at least the senior members, were there to honour her, including, yes, Katy Cambridge and fetus heir. Does Hot Harry ever shut up in church? By the way, later on in the day Harry unveiled a plaque outside Westminster Abbey commemorating the wedding of William and Catherine as part of the Coronation anniversary celebrations. Full Story

Prince William and Hot Harry were at a stag the other night for their friend, yet another friend with a stick-up-his-ass name: Thomas Van Straubenzee. Every letter drips money and stolen diamonds. Here’s a great graphic of the princes’ fancy friends, if you’re curious. Full Story

Mrs Cambridge attended the Queen’s garden party today at Buckingham Palace with her in-laws. She looked great in yellow over the growing heir. Not much longer now. As you can see, Kate seems to get on great with Camilla. And William? Garden parties aren’t for the Wales boys, I guess. Full Story

Harry was busy yesterday. He and his brother visited with injured service personnel in Tidworth -- click here to see those photos if you missed them -- and then he was in London at the Chelsea Flower Show in support of his Sentebale charity’s forget-me-not garden. Full Story

I have a hard time telling Prince William apart from his uncle, Prince Edward, these days. Hot Harry, on the other hand, well you just can’t miss him. He’s particularly animated in this set of pictures which is why there are more of him and less of his brother. Will and Harry were at Tedworth House today in Southern England visiting with injured service personnel. Full Story

Charlene of Serenity was not with Prince Albert at Queen Beatrix’s abdication and her son King Willem-Alexander’s subsequent coronation at the end of April. She had previous charity commitments back home in South Africa where she also attended an old friend’s wedding. But overseas gossips have been reporting that while she was there, she was also hooking up with her friend Byron Kelleher, a professional rugby player. Full Story

Were offered yesterday from rich ass families in New York hoping Hot Harry would “love at first sight” their daughters? And was Ashley Greene unable to buy her way into the event? Prince Harry played in a charity polo match in Connecticut yesterday in support of his foundation, Sentebale. Full Story

Prince Harry continued his tour of America yesterday in New York and New Jersey, visiting with Hurricane Sandy victims, accompanied by Governor Chris Christie. These Wales boys were bred to wear the sh-t out of a white shirt, non? Even when he’s playing baseball. Harry was on the diamond in Harlem having fun with the kids, although they didn’t seem to give him a glove. Full Story