Ryan Seacrest is so successful because he's the guy who gets it, right? He laughed it off when Simon Cowell mocked him and they became a comic duo. He sees what the world loves in the Kardashians and lovingly exploits their exploits all the way to the bank. He's trusted by all. He laughs in the face of almost everything. Full Story

To promote Marley & Me. Shocking that John Mayer didn’t tag along although he’s more than making up for his absence with his mouth. Yapping, yapping, yapping…it’s what John Mayer does best. He professed his love for Jennifer Aniston with Ryan Seacrest on the radio the other morning. Full Story

He’s annoyed them before. A couple of years ago and an inane conversation, I think, about breakfast. Since then the Brange has not been a fan of Ryan Seacrest. Last night they didn’t even bother to hide it. It was live television at its best. So Seacrest’s people had been begging the Brange flacks for an interview. Full Story

Mischa Barton called in to Seacrest this morning in an attempt to explain herself. Mischa owned up to the fact that she attempted to murder someone with her car when she drove drunk over the holidays and was pulled over. “I was pulled over…just that. Obviously I’m 100% responsible for my actions in this case and I’m really disappointed in myself, I… I don’t know what to say about it except that I’m not perfect and I just don’t ever intend to do something this stupid again. Full Story

Things that kill me (today): 1. that there are people who will pay to see Wild Hogs. 2. that the same people still think John Travolting is straight3. that some lobotomised idiot actually called into a radio show to support Heather Mills. Based on what??? That she isn’t a bad dancer? Please! Analysis of the call Lady called Pat phones in to Ryan Seacrest: "I"m ashamed that I had a judgment against her based on everything that you read in the newspapers, that she was after his money, and, come on – everyone was down on Heather Mills. Full Story

Can you stop looking at Angelina Jolie? I can’t stop looking at Angelina Jolie. And about the dress… do I love the dress? Well..the dress is ok. But the dress on HER is something else. And that’s the thing about Angie, I suppose. She’ll never be a conventional clothes horse because you’ll never really look at the clothes when she’s in them anway, you know what I mean? As for the clutch – as expected, she hung off of him all night, close embraces along the carpet, shoulder to shoulder during dinner, and the most intimate caress at the very end of the show after the Babel win, her hand on the back of his neck… did you catch that? Tender and sexy at the same time – a cleverly timed glimpse into their private hotness but still, when it looks that good, who cares if they’re campaigning? As for why she blew off Ryan Seacrest, as I understand it, she wanted to hang back and give Brad the spotlight but when faced with a series of inane questions, she apparently cut Ryan off and walked away. Full Story

These bitches need to make up their f&cking minds. TMZ has a clip of Dina Lohan’s comments on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show this morning to promote Ali Lohan’s Christmas album. Shockingly enough, Ryan decided to grow some balls and ask Dina on the air about Lilo’s AA visits – if it’s true that she goes and why. Full Story

Only a Queen like Clay could inspire this much controversy. On Friday he disrespected Kelly Ripa, on Monday she went on a 3 minute rant about his impropriety, taking issue with him putting his unclean hands over her mouth, today Rosie O’Donnell criticised her for being homophobic, and they went at each other this morning on The View – well, kind of. Full Story

If you"re not in Canada, chances are you don"t know George…yet. But he"s just landed a huge gig as the host of The One - ABC"s answer to American Idol - and since I"ve always had a thing for this sexy beast, I think it"s high time for y"all down South to get a load of our Ryan Seacrest - only without the highlights and the cloying personality and the maybe hiding gaybe charade. Full Story

Take a look at Ryan Seacrest greeting a nice young lady the other day in a parking lot. Is it pinging? Tell me yours in pinging. I mean COME ON! Where are the 5 people on the planet who still think he likes girls? This guy is SO beyond gay, he is fay. As in F-A-Y. And for those of you who don"t roll with the homo, fay means uber-queer. Full Story

Clearly taking a page from the Tom Cruise Book of Fag Camouflage. Step 1 - pretend you like fast cars: But have you ever seen a man LESS suited to high octane, high testosterone race car driving than Ryan Seacrest? Check out Seacrest in all his vain ass glory this weekend at the Coca Cola 600. Aside from the fact that Teri Hatcher pretty much outed him on Letterman 2 weeks ago, is there anyone out there who still thinks this homo gay is not a homo gay? Full Story