It depends who it is. Heidi Montag butchered her face and body. Her reward? Montag excitedly tweeted about it the other day. She’s landed a cameo in a movie. And not just any movie. It’s a JENNIFER ANISTON MOVIE. Full Story

And what do they have in common? People Magazine. The MiniVan’s Bible. Yay! I already mentioned in the open that People readers, purveyors of great taste, voted him their favourite host. You remember their exclusive interview  Full Story

He is… Scrumtrilescent. The f-cking best. Anderson Cooper last night devoted some time on The Shot to take one at Heidi Montag’s Miss Universe f-ckery. And he gave her the gears. He questioned her identity. Who the f-ck is she? He called her deluded. He said she’s talented and pathetic. Full Story

I don’t like writing about these two twats but today it must be done. Because you are still watching The Hills. And it needs to stop. As you probably know, Heidi Montag Pratt covers this month’s issue of Playboy posing with dirt smeared all over her and her mouth open like she’s ready to receive Spencer’s douche dick communion at a moment’s notice. Full Story

Exclusive. There’s a movie that was made in the 80s, used to keep me up at night. Because Eric Roberts is a creepy motherf-cker. Based on the short life of Dorothy Stratten, Playboy Playmate, who was murdered by her deranged estranged husband. At her Playboy photo shoot the other day, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were giving some people the same vibe… Am told exclusively that the shoot went down on Tuesday in Malibu. Full Story

New season of The Hills premiered last night. Am over it, didn’t watch. But apparently this is a minority sentiment. Here they are, all of them at a party to celebrate, and the cameras were there too. Of course. Heidi, in a Herve Leger and white heels, as usual, looks like a mall girl. Audrina belongs in Blender. Full Story

Here it is… Heidi kills me. And poor Whitney doesn’t even get to show her face! Actually… NOT poor Whitney. Whitney was apparently the biggest bitch at this shoot. And Lauren was an insecure mess. And Audrina is dumb as f&cking ass. Click here to revisit my exclusive report Full Story

Believe it or not, the girls of The Hills have landed a Rolling Stone cover. Exclusive details from the shoot to follow… Big surprise: Heidi is NOT the biggest bitch among the four girls. Well, she is. But not in the way you’d expect. More on that later. The biggest bitch according to my sources is Whitney, followed in close second by Audrina. Full Story

Many of you have emailed recently about Us Weekly and Janice Min’s fascination with the girls of The Hills – cover after cover, week after week… what’s the story? Obviously the premiere was last night, and judging by the buzz online and among my own friends leading up to it – The Hills are alive. Full Story

Never mind KFed or Adnan or Sam Lutfi or even her parents… you haven’t been used til you’ve been used by Heidi Montag and Spencer sh*t. Click here for the Heidi/Britney duet called “Dramatic”. Can’t believe those two haven’t joined forces yet with Paris Hilton. Full Story

This is what Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton has created – random famewhores everywhere peddling their sh*t. Speaking of sh*t…last night’s season finale of The Hills. Total letdown. The parties after were much more interesting especially since Heidi did not walk the carpet with Spencer but did get into the car with him to head home. Full Story

I can’t… I don’t… I… I… I’m not… There are no words for how f&cking funny this is. You’ve probably seen the photos that came out last week but the video – the video is all time. So much so that even though Heidi and Spencer are usually banned from this site, this is just too good not to post. Full Story

Just got an exclusive hot tip... Word is Rolling Stone is working on a joint photo shoot with Lauren and Heidi of The Hills. Can you imagine the drama? Am trying to follow up.  Keep you posted! Here"s Lauren at the beach the other day and Heidi after she got her tits done.        Full Story