Ready to praise Porny?
Jessica Simpson flew from LA to NYC this weekend in advance of her big interview with Katie Couric during which she will tell you, having been paid $4 million by Weight Watchers, how hard it was to lose the baby weight and how her struggle is so relatable. Then you are supposed to be inspired. Because Jessica Simpson will have done something so heroic. Solidarity, right? She’s on our side now. She’s not made like a supermodel so it must mean she’s on our side. Is that what this outfit is trying to say? Because goddamn, as much as I don’t want to be on side with her bullsh-t publicity strategy, I really, really don’t want to be onside with someone who’s wearing this top. Maybe the most hideous mom top I have ever seen. Like, does it have to be a uniform? And if there is one, can’t we redesign it?
Also attached - Jessica out in New York this morning with Eric Johnson following the taping of her Katie Couric interview.