Sweethearts at the Golden Globes

December 23, 2009 14:37:30 Posted at December 23, 2009 14:37:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Now that the nominations have been announced, and the host Ricky Gervais, the Hollywood Foreign Press Association is slow releasing names. Presenter names. Their list has been marquee off the top starting with Robert DeNiro and Leonardo DiCaprio attending in honour of Martin Scorsese who will receive the Cecil B DeMille Award. Do NOT envy the dude who’ll be editing that montage.

In addition to Bob and Leo (flashback: This Boy’s Life!) Julia Roberts and Jennifer Aniston have just been added. Aniston’s next cinematic classic turkey The Bounty Hunter with Spittle Butler is scheduled for a March 19th debut. She has to suffer the embarrassment of standing in front of a room full of award contenders while promoting that piece of sh-t. Bitch, are you poor?

Julia meanwhile has Valentine’s Day in February. You know what happens when Julia Roberts presents at an awards show? What happens is that No One Else Matters. And no one else has the balls to tell her to get on with it. But this time Ricky Gervais is hosting. Maybe if Ricky is drunk enough he’ll give it to her when he gets back on stage. Something about how she would not shut her honk. Drama at the Globes? Always.

Photos from Wenn.com

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