July 1, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

July 1, 2013 15:30:53 Posted at July 1, 2013 15:30:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Rita! Happy 30th Birthday with love from Judy who says she’s had to live with your endless gross crushes, like 50 Cent and Colin Farrell, the only one she can support.

Congratulations Brigitte on finishing med school – you’re a DOCTOR now! Your sisters are so proud of you! And so is Tom Hardy.

And for Gail who has lost her first baby… Bodi. Look at those sweet, gentle eyes. She did her job, didn’t she? From the very beginning, she looked after your broken heart, and every day for 13 years, she loved you the only way they know how – with total devotion. She would consider that a life well spent. 

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