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So 50 Cent threw the first pitch at the Pirates Mets game last night. And this is what happened.
As if. When Mimi threw out her first pitch, she was in short shorts and heels. Way harder.
Last night Mimi was at the World Music Awards. She was four hours late. Excuses, excuses, something about her label claiming that her album release had been pushed back…but whatever. We know. That’s the Mimi schedule. She’s four hours late for EVERYTHING. And it looks like it too. Mimi looks like it takes Mimi four hours to get ready. So while she might be “elusive”, she certainly isn’t “effortless”.
Yours in gossip,
How many people wear floor length gowns to be interviewed by David Letterman?
Mimi did. And not only was it floor length, it was also sparkly and mermaidy. So, you know, if you didn’t know where she was going, you would have assumed it was an award show. Or some kind of gala. No. Just a talk show appearance.
Next question: how many people does it take to jam Mimi into her floor lengths gowns because she insists on wearing clothes that are too small for her? Wait. Who cares? I don’t want her to ever change. Ever. Keep on being “elusive”. Keep on babbling excuses about why it took so long for the album to come out. I don’t understand what the f-ck she’s saying but she’s waving that butterfly ring in my face so, really, what’s the problem?
Yours in gossip,
I held this post until today because Mimi’s always good before the weekend. You’ve busted your ass. You’re tired. You need to change your mood. You need to start your Friday night off right. Mimi’s album is finally ready. It drops May 27. And now we have a title. With an explanation. Full Story
To the surprise of no one and the delight of us all, Mariah Carey has revealed that, when it comes to nannies, she’s a terrible employer. How terrible? In her own words, she says she will “fire them like that”. *finger snaps* The idea that Mariah is demanding is obviously an old one, but what’s great about this news is that she’s revealed why she fires them. Full Story
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Christmas is the holiday of Mariah Carey. Do you know how much money Mimi makes from Christmas? Count all the times you’ve heard the song. Now multiply it across the world. Christmas is Mimi’s personal holiday. Don’t call her an idiot when you consider she went out and basically wrote a Christmas classic that will ensure that dembabies never have to walk a day in their lives. Full Story
The Human Rights Foundation is sh-tting on our butterfly because she sang for Jose Eduardo dos Santos, president of Angola, earlier this week in Angola. The HRF has accused dos Santos of corruption, abusing his citizens, and summarily executing his critics. Mimi performed at the Angolan Red Cross gala on Sunday. Full Story
I had the best morning today. Because I spent a few minutes at Mimi’s house. It’s early. And you know the Mimi schedule, right? Mimi doesn’t do mornings. If she has to do the morning, it’s a f-cking production. So, why not bring the production to her, so that she doesn’t actually have to leave her own home? Welllll… Then you have to interview Mimi in her negligee. Full Story
Here she is, our favourite Christmas tree – without the green. This is quickly becoming one of my favourite holiday traditions: Mimi performing at Rockefeller Centre to celebrate the Christmas tree lighting. Like all wonderful traditions, familiarity is important. For Mimi’s holiday tradition, we come to expect the following: -Multiple costume changes featuring dresses that are too small, but only of the red, white, or gold variety -The same songs over and over again -Fur and diamonds -Her tits are the ornaments Aren’t you in the mood for Christmas now? Full Story
There have been rumours the last few weeks that Mimi and Nick Cannon are cancelling their love. Well, not at Thanksgiving. Maybe Christmas? They posted a photo of themselves with Dembabies looking happy and "festive", one of Mimi's favourite words. Remember, Mimi has basically taken over the period between Thanksgiving and January 1. Full Story
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Like the guy who brings a stick of butter to nuclear weapon fight, Harry Connick Jr. is now trying to throw down with Mariah Carey and failing hard. In case you missed it, the backstory is that Mariah was on Hot 97 the other day and said that working on Idol was “hell”, which is very believable and the most interesting thing anyone who works for American Idol has said since 1962. Full Story
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And she’s talking about it. She’s talking a lot of sh-t about it. God bless her, you know? God. Bless. Her. Mimi was interviewed on the radio and asked about her Idol experience. She was candid: it was hell for her. And Nicki Minaj was Satan. But what makes this so entertaining is not that she’s still picking a fight but why she was so unhappy to begin with. Full Story
Good luck or bad luck? The Chinese Squawking Chicken says it’s OK, especially for those working in creative industries. Does that mean we’ll have a good day for gossip? Maybe George Clooney will pick more fights with people.
Mimi released her new single The Art Of Letting Go yesterday. And I spent the whole day telling people to “Go to Mimi on your contact, press delete”. The problem with this song is that she doesn’t bring it home. You expect it to be one of those old school jams where she really gives’er on the chorus right? Well, it never comes. What she does instead is drop vocabulary. The Art Of Letting Go … of Mimi’s favourite words is what she should have called it. Quick sample: trifling, exceedingly, audacity. I bet you she tried to fit “bleak” in there and couldn’t find room.
Click here to listen if you haven’t already.
Yours in gossip,