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I was despondent over the news the other day that our Butterfly Mimi had been injured because some motherf-cker let her walk around by herself in heels without holding her. Mimi dislocated her shoulder and cracked her rib. It was bleak, as she would say. BLEAK. But she managed to tweet a photo of herself in the hospital, with a sling, on a gurney. Full Story
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The Lone Ranger is getting some really sh-tty reviews. Which isn’t necessarily an obstacle for a blockbuster but in this case, some analysts are saying it might not make back its production budget. If so, Johnny Depp may not be as reliable as he used to be. My recommendation for those of you enjoying the long weekend in America? Continue to support The Heat. Johnny Depp doesn’t need your business. He still won’t get out of bed for less than $20 million.
Happy Independence Day. As you know, it’s not a holiday unless Mimi’s showing off her body – this time in stars and stripes. Mimi posted this on her Twitter partly as a demonstration of patriotic pride and mostly to promote her body…and her appearance on NBC’s Fourth of July special. Read Full Intro
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Look at my lovely. Look at her in silver, celebrating herself, with sequins and rhinestones, making sex eyes and breathing with her mouth open, being all extra with her (fake?) vocals last night at the BET Awards. You know, people are criticising my Mimi today for her sh-tty lip-synch but they don’t understand. Full Story
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Mimi recently announced that she’s pushing back her new record release. The reason she gave is creative – she needs more time to work her magic. The reason being speculated is that #Beautiful didn’t sell as well they’d hoped. If that’s the case, should she just stick to playing billionaire birthday parties in Dubai and Monaco and Shanghai and being a Holiday Mascot? Dean wrote a few months ago that Mimi has managed to take over Christmas Full Story
Before we break off for the weekend (Smutty Tingles is still coming), let’s get ourselves in the best mood possible. You know who’s good for that? Come on. You KNOW who’s always good for that. It’s our Mimi. Mimi appeared to be in Monaco this week. Of course she was. At least it looked that way from this photo she posted of herself with Roc on her Twitter Full Story
Mimi confirmed yesterday that her new album drops on June 23. "A new era begins," she tweeted. New era? What is this new era? Not entirely sure Mimi knows what an era actually is. I love it when she talks nonsense.
Mostly though, I love seeing her walk with assistance: Watch HER step!
The video below is #beautiful for so many reasons. Mimi killing that glass of wine while in motion, and before her performance, totally surprised me. Mimi can drink and transport herself at the same time?
It always amazes me the low quality sh-t that Mimi actively encourages us to watch. She’s always tweeting footage of herself either in a stairwell or taken with a shaky hand as she walks out to stage. It’s the exact opposite of Beyonce styles. And maybe that’s why we have such affection for her. Read Full Intro
What a great start to Memorial Day Weekend for those of you in America: Mimi on GMA. It had all the elements of a classic Mimi appearance: -She needed help walking. Several times. She SUMMONED help walking. Several times. -Her dress almost fell off. Because she always wears clothes that are too small. Full Story
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Season finale of American Idol last night. Both Mimi and JLo performed. Mimi threw down a medley of her greatest hits -- I always forget how much I love We Belong Together -- culminating in her current smash #Beautiful. It was... a little lip-synchy, right? Maybe not the middle section but definitely off the top and towards the end? Voices don’t hold up forever. Full Story
There's no better way to start the weekend than with some Mimi. And this kind of Mimi means it could be a spectacular weekend. I know I ask you for a lot. Here's another request: promise you will watch this. Because I promise you that there is no way you can come out of it without a lot of joy in your heart. Full Story
Been listening to this all day. Sasha was on Dean and me right away this morning about it too. She mentioned that Mimi’s voice is still amazing. I had to be the c-nt bitch to wonder if, um, she could throw this down live. BUT... It’s a GREAT song. In spite of that stupid f-cking hashtag. Full Story
Every day should end like this. I want you to make sure you don’t get interrupted. No phone calls. No children needing you. No distractions. I want you to enjoy the next 6 minutes fully focused. It’s the only way. Mimi and Nick Cannon were married again at Disneyland this week. Full Story
Do you know what happened yesterday? It was the only thing worth knowing.
Mimi and Nick Cannon have a wedding every year. But this year, it was FIVE years. So...
They went to Disneyland.
You understand what that means, right? Mimi + Wedding... at DISNEYLAND. I’m just saying it can’t possibly be a sh-tty day. Here’s a photo she posted for Nick on Instagram to celebrate the occasion. Umm...when was this taken? Did you know that Mimi has a personal lighting technician who follows her around for the purpose of lighting any space she occupies? Is there a photoshopper on call 24 hours too?
More on Mimi’s 5th wedding later. For now...enjoy this:
Yours in gossip,
PS. Am I really a f-cking bitch for not giving up my aisle seat in exchange for your middle seat just so you can sit with your wife/girlfriend/husband/boyfriend? This keeps happening to me on flights. And when I say no, it’s like I’ve killed love, forever.