Strictly Observation: Karma Face loves a Homo?
General consensus: Claire Danes is dating Hugh Dancy. Hugh Dancy the maybe gaybe may be no longer gaybe. So they say. And while I have no confirmation otherwise, let’s offer up another suggestion, shall we? Simply on observation, of course…
Maybe she’s just the hag to his fag? I walk arm in arm with my Mo’s all the time. Hand in hand, arm in arm – we cuddle too. And kiss. And touch each over all over. And if you ask me, Hugh is too pretty, too pretty with his 80s Patrick Dempsey circa Can’t Buy Me Love haircut to not ping my gaydar.
One step further though – perhaps the cruelest karmic boomerang, extremely clever Homewrecker Justice if you ask me – is Claire headed for the ultimate heartbreak by falling in love with her Homo? Look at her face. You all know that face. THAT is the face of butterflies in your stomach, anxiously awaiting his phone call, relief only when you’re with him, distress when you can’t reach him… THAT is the face of total and complete crush.
Happens to the best of us, most of the time as teens, leaving a barely noticeable scar in the end. But to go through this as an adult woman?
I suppose that’s what you get for stealing another girl’s baby father. Girls just don’t do that to other girls, you know?