Prince Harry’s pursed lips
I don’t know if I’ve seen Harry doing the Bill Clinton lip purse. At least not that I remember. It’s kind of working for me, in a hate-f-ck way. Hot Harry is rarely a hate-f-ck, obviously, but that is just such a douchey expression, made even more so by Alec Baldwin and Darrell Hammond.
Harry was leaving The Arts Club last night when he was photographed. You know who’s a member of The Arts Club?
Gwyneth Paltrow, obviously.
I SWEAR. I had a dream about this last night. That she had an affair with him. I think it’s because I’ve been asked a lot lately what my dream gossip story would be and this might be my subconscious giving me the answer.