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The Royal Twins are almost one

November 19, 2015 16:31:17 Posted at November 19, 2015 16:31:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Pascal Le Segretain/ Thierry Orban/ Getty Images

Today is Monaco National day. In celebration, Prince Albert and Charlene of Serenity brought the twins out on the palace balcony to wave at their public. As you can see, one of the babies has a soother. That’s not remarkable. What’s notable to me about this is that the child is allowed to be photographed with a soother. Full Story

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How Harry hugs

November 2, 2015 14:55:41 Posted at November 2, 2015 14:55:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Max Mumby/ Indigo/ Karwai Tang/ WPA Pool/ Getty Images

After a short trip to the US last week, Prince Harry was back in England this weekend meeting with members of the Walking With The Wounded team at Buckingham Palace at the end of their 1000 mile trek. This photo… I can’t look at it too long. Because… DESIRE. And so many feelings. Full Story

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Prince Harry goes to Washington

October 28, 2015 23:09:52 Posted at October 28, 2015 23:09:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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AP Images, Kris Connor/ Win McNamee/ Leah Puttkammer/ Getty Images

Prince Harry hung out with the Obamas today in Washington. Harry’s in the US to support the Joining Forces Invictus Games. He met with President Obama at the White House and then joined FLOTUS and Dr Jill Biden at Fort Belvoir, Va to meet with veterans and express his commitment to advocating in favour of programmes and services that address their needs. Full Story

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Oh my God, this hair

October 27, 2015 20:59:27 Posted at October 27, 2015 20:59:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Princess Catherine was out again tonight at the 100 Women In Hedge Funds Gala, her fourth event in two days. And another opportunity for us to bitch about this hair and those f-cking mom bangs that she’s growing out, resulting in that giant wing coming across her forehead. I really wish I could get in the heads of her hairstylists, hear their inner monologues whenever she tells them to disrespect their skill. Full Story

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Big G at the museum!

October 27, 2015 15:53:26 Posted at October 27, 2015 15:53:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, AKM-GSI

Princess Catherine took Big G to the Natural History Museum in London last Thursday. That little curl on the side of his head kills me. There’s only one shot available so my guess is that someone creeped this photo and sold it to an agency. Another reason I don’t think this is a “sanctioned” royal photo is that Kate’s bending over and you can see some skin exposed at her back between her pants and her sweater. Full Story

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Royal Bond

October 26, 2015 21:41:43 Posted at October 26, 2015 21:41:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, James Whatling/ Splash News, Dave J Hogan/ Getty Images

The Bond premiere is happening right now in London. I’ll post photos of the cast tomorrow. Right now, we’ll focus on the royals, because the princes William and Harry were there along with Princess Catherine, all of them attending their second official engagement of the day. Click here Full Story

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The playful Royals

October 26, 2015 17:15:17 Posted at October 26, 2015 17:15:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WPA Pool/ Danny E. Martindale/ Max Mumby/ Indigo/ Getty Images

The Cambridges and Prince Harry visited the Charities Forum at BAFTA today. Busy day for the royals. They’re also expected at the Bond premiere tonight. Part of today’s event involved Kate getting animated in front of a green screen. She’s acting! Kensington Palace posted a series of videos on Twitter. Full Story

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Captains Cambridge

October 23, 2015 18:15:27 Posted at October 23, 2015 18:15:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Max Mumby/ Indigo/ WPA Pool/ Getty Images

Prince William and Princess Catherine are in Scotland. Today they visited The Corner and participated in an anti-bullying workshop. They also climbed aboard the Royal Research Ship Discovery in Dundee. I like these shots of them at the wheel. I mean imagine if he actually started shouting “I’m the king of the world”? It’s kind of true. Full Story

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Katy Cambridge in China red

October 21, 2015 15:07:19 Posted at October 21, 2015 15:07:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WPA Pool/ Chris Jackson/ Max Mumby/ Indigo/ Getty Images

There’s been all kinds of bullsh-t about how the Queen is pissed at Will and Kate about their responsibilities but it certainly didn’t look that way last night as Her Majesty hosted a state dinner for Chinese President Xi Jinping and wife Peng Liyuan. Kate was seated next to the President. Full Story

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Hot Harry’s special boots

October 7, 2015 21:50:57 Posted at October 7, 2015 21:50:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WPA Pool/ Chris Jackson/ Getty Images

It’s only Wednesday and already Prince Harry has been out twice this week. On Monday Harry attended the WellChild Awards in London, hanging out with the kids, making them laugh, trying to convince the princesses that he’s the prince they’ve been waiting for Full Story

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Will & Harry throw balls

October 1, 2015 19:48:13 Posted at October 1, 2015 19:48:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, David Rogers/ WPA Pool/ Shaun Botterill/ Getty Images

It's a silly, childish title, I know. But it was just sitting there, asking to be used. I'm sorry. Prince William was at the National Sport Centre in Cardiff this morning and then at the Rugby World Cup match between Wales and Fiji later in the day. And Prince Harry was at the England rugby training session today and the Rugby World Cup match between France and Canada this afternoon. Full Story

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