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Is this Grace’s face?

June 18, 2012 18:08:05 Posted at June 18, 2012 18:08:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban attended a fundraiser on Saturday night in Sydney. For a while there I thought she might not be messing with her face so much... Now I’m not so sure. Also, is it just me or are her teeth bigger? I spent time recently at an event with a dentist who gave me some fascinating information on celebrity tooth strategy. Full Story

Mousey Granny!

May 1, 2012 16:51:35 Posted at May 1, 2012 16:51:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Here are Nicole Kidman and Colin Firth shooting The Railway Man in Perth. I quite like her with brown hair. It softens all that sh-t she’s done to her face even though, from this distance, and in a blurry shot, that third upper lip is as bloated as ever. I really wish she’d stop muting her talent with her obsession to stay unwrinkled. Full Story

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I can’t find your point because you are too smart

April 9, 2012 19:49:52 Posted at April 9, 2012 19:49:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

A few years ago, there was an article floating around about Ashley Judd being the most “erudite” celebrity on the list of Erudite Celebrities. Is it because she’s so well educated? Perhaps. But I wonder if it isn’t because she wrestles you down on the ground with her big words and mashes them in your face until you concede. Full Story

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Granny Freeze Grace

April 9, 2012 14:16:53 Posted at April 9, 2012 14:16:53
Sarah Posted by Sarah

I had such a huge lady crush on Nicole Kidman ten years ago, circa Moulin Rouge. Unlike my lady crush on Lucy Liu, though, the crush on Kidman did not survive the ensuing years and her increasingly frozen face. She made me too sad to crush on her. But maybe Pre-Frozen Nicole is making a comeback. As Entertainment Weekly noted Full Story

No gloves for Granny

April 2, 2012 19:12:09 Posted at April 2, 2012 19:12:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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We discussed it in reference to Madonna and SJP earlier this year. Click here and here for articles on Hand Shame. What happens when the hands don’t match the face? At the time I wondered about Hand Surgery. Full Story

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Madge’s LA Face & Ass

March 26, 2012 16:20:06 Posted at March 26, 2012 16:20:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Madonna appeared on stage at the Ultra Music Festival in Miami, because she’s all the club tracks, this weekend with Avicci who worked on MDNA which drops tomorrow. I haven’t heard the entire album. But I think I’ll like it OK. As in a few catchy beats, something to throw on at the gym, but perhaps not super memorable. Full Story

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Susan Sarandon had lipo

March 22, 2012 15:40:59 Posted at March 22, 2012 15:40:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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There’s a feature on Susan Sarandon in the new issue of PEOPLE. She talks about aging in Hollywood. You can read most of it here. I like the part where she talks about how there are a lot of guys out there who are attracted to interesting women. Because their mothers raised them to be. Full Story

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Beach, bikini, breasts, no bump

March 19, 2012 20:29:50 Posted at March 19, 2012 20:29:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet, Darren Banks/Splash

8 months after the birth of Bingham, Kate Hudson is on the beach in Mexico looking like she never had a baby, or two. That is a cuuuute bikini, non? And her breast enhancement was really rather modest. Like, barely noticeable, and only, only, only to piece of sh-t gossip whores who study these things for a living, and even then only when you have the before pictures shoved right up in your face. Full Story

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Does red improve her face?

March 9, 2012 17:19:04 Posted at March 9, 2012 17:19:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Lindsay Lohan is back to red hair. It’s better, for sure, for her face. It almost mutes the sh-t that she did to it while the blonde was almost like a magnifying glass, highlighting the extremes: the lips, the cheeks. But is it enough?Is it enough to not be distracting?Is it enough to put her in a position of consideration for roles that are not “drug-addicted sister” or “hooker with a secret”? Is it enough to put her in the same conversation as Anne Hathaway or Jennifer Lawrence?To me? No. Full Story

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Everything in Lohan perspective

March 6, 2012 21:19:40 Posted at March 6, 2012 21:19:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Earlier today, Michael K at Dlisted posted these photos of Debbie Harry and Lindsay Lohan. Harry was horrifyingly mistaken for Lohan. Debbie Harry, by the way, is 66. Lindsay Lohan is 25. And then there’s Tara Reid...There was a time when it couldn’t get worse than Tara Reid. Full Story

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Lindsay Lohan’s meaningless SNL

March 5, 2012 15:43:25 Posted at March 5, 2012 15:43:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I was at a junket on Saturday waiting with other reporters when the subject of Lindsay Lohan came up. Almost everyone agreed that she would be solid that night on SNL. And then we disagreed on whether or not it would mean anything, lead to a career comeback. There were 6 of us. Curiously, both Canadians were of the opinion that even if Lohan was awesome, it still wouldn’t make a difference because her face is now too far gone to recover, to put her in contention for any significant roles beyond “prostitute junkie sister who helps main character escape”. Full Story

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Oscar Party Awkwards: Cruise + Beckham

February 27, 2012 20:50:59 Posted at February 27, 2012 20:50:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Pascal Le Segretain/Kevin Winter/ROBYN BECK/Getty

Tom Cruise did not walk the carpet with Katie Holmes. Instead, he went straight inside and presented the final award of the night, a responsibility usually reserved for a big deal name. Thank you Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol. Tom Cruise keeps hanging in there. You do have to admire his tenacity, don’t you? He will never let you push him out. Full Story

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Worst Oscar Disappointment: Sandy Bullock

February 27, 2012 17:44:43 Posted at February 27, 2012 17:44:43
Duana Posted by Duana
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Lainey thinks I'm contrary. I am not.  (Lainey: she totally is.) But sometimes if there's an overwhelming opinion that comes at me before I've had a chance to make up my own mind, I will work hard to find validation in the other direction.   Just so there's no chance I'm following the crowd. Full Story

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Opportunistic Waitress

January 17, 2012 17:03:05 Posted at January 17, 2012 17:03:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Speaking of entitled losers...Hilarious item appeared on TMZ yesterday. Something about Lindsay Lohan getting closer to signing onto to the Elizabeth Taylor movie...on Lifetime. Click here for my thoughts on that if you missed it. Full Story

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