Jon Hamm looked bummed out when Mad Men won for Best Drama. Jon Hamm also has a man-crush on Coach Taylor. This is why we love Jon Hamm. Who looked, as usual, very handsome last night. And very chivalrously helped several ladies up on stage. And he loves his lady so much, Jennifer Westfeldt, which is why I wish, I wish so much, she would stop with the nonsense all up in her face. Full Story

She looked f-cking amazing. It’s a Tom Ford dress. She’s compact, little, tight, healthy. The makeup, the hair, even the face... in person it was really, really good. So good that she’s Sasha’s look of the day today on etalk. Sasha also pointed out though that she only posed with her hands at her sides. Full Story

Was meaning to post this yesterday and then got buried in TIFF. So Tara Reid is in London because of something to do with Big Brother. This is all you need to know. This is all I need to know. So if you’re about to hit me up with a know-it-all-email re: her activities, please save your wisdom for another time. Full Story

Everyone is talking about these new photos of Lindsay Lohan’s sister Ali taken on Tuesday in Beverly Hills. Does she look really, really different? Ali is only 17. And, you know, teen faces change all the time. This is why I don’t always think it’s fair when those plastic surgery websites pull up photos from when a celebrity was 18 or whatever comparing to how they look now at 35 and accuse them of getting a new chin, or something. Full Story

Kate Winslet is in Venice today for Carnage with co-stars John C Reilly and Christoph Waltz. Jodie Foster is shooting a movie and obviously couldn’t make it. This is Kate at the photo call in the afternoon and then at the gala in the evening. And there has been a lot of discussion about her face. Full Story

Madonna arrived in Venice today at the photo call for W.E. along with Andrea Riseborough and Abbie Cornish. I am already obsessed with Andrea Riseborough. Look at that face! Fresh and beguiling, non? And can you believe it’s the same girl you saw in these Vanity Fair photos Full Story

This is, so far, what the US version of The X Factor is for me. The judges and the host are featured on the cover of The Hollywood Reporter. First thing I fixated on was that weird blonde stripe that seems to be running up Simon Cowell’s head. Is it bad lighting? Why didn’t they fix it? This is making me crazy. Full Story

Madonna and Elvis inextricably linked. At least to me on this day. It’s her birthday. She’s 53. Madonna is 53. This is our world...? Indeed. And in our world, Madonna at 53 is dating Brahim Zaibat at 24. He’s a dancer. He’s French. They spent the weekend in the Hamptons kissing on the beach. Full Story

There is no art to saying someone looks like a pig. It’s not clever and it’s not original. There is, then, no intent here to snark on Nicole Kidman. The reason I’m saying she looks like a pig is because, well, she actually looks like a pig. She wasn’t, of course, born looking like a pig. Full Story

So many of you yelled at me the other day after I posted this article of Blake Lively bike riding with Leonardo DiCaprio in New York for not pointing out her allegedly fake tits. Then even more of you started yelling about all the work she’s had done to get herself to this level. Full Story

Yesterday’s As IF moment came to us courtesy Victoria Beckham or, rather, David Beckham who claimed his wife Posh didn’t know that he was iPhoning her pregnantly candid. Click here for a refresher. Today’s As IF is thanks to Megan Fox who took to her Facebook page in a post titled "THINGS YOU CAN'T DO WITH YOUR FACE WHEN YOU HAVE BOTOX" to prove she’s never had Botox by posting these attached photos of herself scrunching up her forehead like that sh-t is all natural. Full Story

Granny Freeze has returned home to Australia to introduce baby Faith Margaret to her family. It’ll be a big week of celebrations. Her wedding anniversary is coming up and her birthday and also Sunday Rose’s too. Her sister Antonia is also back in town for the reunion. Antonia has a lot of kids. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston plays a nympho boss in the upcoming Horrible Bosses. Sort of a departure for her in terms of character. And in her personal life, she thinks she’s dating a badass. Are you finally telling us you’re not so square? Jen is currently making the rounds in New York to hustle the movie. Full Story

Kate Winslet at the YO DONA Magazine International Awards in Madrid last night. Looks unbelievable. SO good. And natural. I think natural. I’m not going to rehash our debate on if she’s had anything done but I will tweak it and ask you what you consider to be “done”. I came in this morning for the news and sat in for makeup with one of the lead artists. Full Story