JLo is in New York. It’s fashion week. Will she show up at Katie’s front row? I have a hard time believing it given that they’ve not been seen together in a long time and JLo’s still rumoured to have Sci ties, but that just might be the kind of dick move she’s capable of -- upstaging someone’s situation with her gross Slum Lover by the runway. Full Story

The showdown never materialised. Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes were supposed to go head to head at New York Fashion Week. And then, I dunno, I’m in TIFF delirium but it didn’t happen. Victoria showed first. Please click here to see photos from the collection. Full Story

Anna Wintour’s the one showing some smile teeth...but are they friendly or are they grinding themselves down? It’s time to play our favourite game - drawing conclusions based only on photos, and this time, maybe multiple choice? A.Anna is drawing on every ounce of Britishness she has left in her, Dowager Maggie Smith styles. Full Story

No idea what a Katherine Jenkins was until she introduced herself to me by announcing that she’d never had an affair with David Beckham...on Twitter. Of course. Apparently there were rumours. So she had to deny them. And then some crazy fan threatened her so she called the cops. And it’s all making headlines. Full Story

I can’t wait for this. Katie Holmes will present Holmes & Yang for the first time at NY Fashion Week. According to Page Six the collection will be shown in the tents and that’s supposed to be a big ass deal. Like she means to be some kind of fashion player now. Full Story

The organisers at New York Fashion Week must be meangirls. Well, of course they are. Katie Holmes’s first NYFW presentation for Holmes & Yang will take place on the same day that Victoria Beckham shows her latest collection. Well that’s convenient. At least now they’ll have a workable excuse as to why they can’t go support each other. Full Story

First - Stella Tennant FOREVER. Second - I want to know what would have happened if they even tried suggesting to Kate Moss that she’d wear Victoria Beckham at the Closing Ceremony during the David Bowie Fashion tribute. Please. Victoria Beckham included among Alexander McQueen, Burberry, Vivienne Westwood, and others. Full Story

Victoria Beckham posted a photo of a tricked out mic on her Twitter a couple of weeks ago - click here for a refresher. I wrote that it was perhaps a sign that she’d finally agreed to perform with the other Spices at the Closing Ceremony. As previously reported, Posh had been cock-blocking the plan, not wanting to compromise her new Fashion Designer identity by reminding us that she originally arrived as a pop star. Full Story

Victoria Beckham just tweeted this photo of a tricked out microphone with the caption: Look what I found!! As you know, there’s been a lot of talk about a Spice Girls reunion at the Closing Ceremony - click here Full Story

There are so many ways to cut someone down. There is an art to cutting someone down. When it’s done right, it is a beautiful thing. And then we have Karl Lagerfeld. Who is a legend for creating beautiful things and now, in recent years, for saying many beautiful cutting things. Karl spoke to The Sun in the UK; the subject was British girls, in particular the Middletons: “Kate Middleton has a nice silhouette and she is the right girl for that boy. Full Story

Yesterday pictures of David Beckham and H7 went over really. So I’m attaching more. Because I am desperate for your love. Anyway, as you know, Becks will have a part to play tonight at the Opening Ceremony in London. He can’t say what exactly he’ll be doing but did reveal that it was “unexpected” and that he considers it “an honour”. Full Story

David Beckham played in the MLS All-Stars vs Chelsea game last night in Philadelphia. And the MLS won! Did you watch? I was a little...nostalgic (is that the right word) when Becks and Thierry Henry were side by side. Anyway Becks must have flown back to England right after and on not much rest but here he is looking fresh after lunch with his girls in Notting Hill today, the eve of the Opening Ceremony of the 2012 London Games - HAVE I MENTIONED HOW EXCITED I AM ABOUT THE OLYMPICS??? It’s expected that Beckham will have a role at the event even though he will NOT be lighting the cauldron. Full Story

The Spice Girls have apparently been invited to perform at the Closing Ceremony at the Olympics. Four Spices want to do it and one Spice is cockblocking their efforts. Guess who? According to UK gossips, Victoria Beckham will only do it if they make a pact never, ever to re-band again. Posh, as you know, no longer wants to be associated with that time in her life. Full Story

But first... Look at H7! She’s walking on her chubby little legs! H7’s mother is promoting her collection in Dublin. Check her out, working hard in a trench coat. Never a candid moment for Victoria Beckham, right? Not even with a microphone in her face. I love the absurdity of that shot. Full Story