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Even his forehead crease is attractive

April 9, 2014 21:08:46 Posted at April 9, 2014 21:08:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Johns PKI/ Splash

Rob Lowe is promoting a new book called Love Life. I can imagine. What are the stories that aren’t fit to print? Anyway, while promoting the book a few days ago, Rob talked about how his looks may have gotten in the way of his career. Like Mrs Timberlake and others before him, his beauty was, apparently, a burden. Full Story

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Is Rob Lowe an incubus?

January 20, 2014 13:50:16 Posted at January 20, 2014 13:50:16
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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WAB/ Splash, Kevin Winter/ Getty

It isn’t that Rob Lowe is aging gracefully—Matt Damon is aging gracefully. Rob Lowe doesn’t appear to be aging AT ALL. There has to be an explanation for how he looks so impossibly young and fresh on the cusp of his fiftieth birthday. I’ve narrowed it down to five things. 1) Rob Lowe is drinking unicorn blood. Full Story

I don’t know how he does it

August 15, 2013 21:00:56 Posted at August 15, 2013 21:00:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Rob Lowe. Does he sacrifice puppies or something? WHAT? HOW? I have nothing else to say about Rob Lowe except he’s leaving Parks & Recreation. Fine. But what is your secret????????? Also posting new photos of Eddie Redmayne walking around in London because he looks really good in those pants and I like his grumpy I just woke up face. Full Story

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Granny Freeze and This Hot Bitch

May 24, 2013 15:38:44 Posted at May 24, 2013 15:38:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Splash, ALBERTO PIZZOLI/ Getty

This Hot Bitch... Look at her. Sharon Stone. She’s a big deal in Cannes, every year, and she works hard for amfAR, and she was working it hard last night at the annual gala raising money for AIDS research in a white gown that was made for retired strippers. Check out the back of it. Full Story

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Tom Hiddleston’s best date

March 25, 2013 14:56:33 Posted at March 25, 2013 14:56:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Gareth Cattermole/ Dave J Hogan/ Getty

Is Helen Mirren. He presented her with the Empire Legend Award in London last night. Look at this woman. She is spectacular. She is spectacular in that dress. She is spectacular with the coat on top of it. She is spectacular all the time. And did you see Phil Spector on HBO last night? I watched it on a screener last week and couldn’t sleep afterwards, Al Pacino was so f-cking creepy. Full Story

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Best Oscar Red: Sally Field

February 25, 2013 15:48:21 Posted at February 25, 2013 15:48:21
Duana Posted by Duana
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ADRIAN SANCHEZ / Jason Merritt /Frazer Harrison /Kevork Djansezian /Getty Images, Apega/WENN

You know, I know that red dresses are kind of frowned upon on this site from time to time. I know that the prevailing wisdom is that it’s impossible to do one well.  To this I say you know what? We’re throwing out the rule book. Because Sally Field is fantastic, and she looks spectacular, and she’s doing that thing where the dress reminds you of the part without actually being a costume from the show, and I was delighted. Full Story

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Best Globe Cap Sleeve: Sally Field

January 14, 2013 15:59:59 Posted at January 14, 2013 15:59:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jason Merritt/ FREDERIC J. BROWN/ Getty

Love the cap sleeve. The cap sleeve works at any age. It worked for Reese Witherspoon at her first Oscars, it works for Sally Field here at her, I dunno, how many Golden Globes has she attended? The colour is lovely on her. And the cleavage too. And her face isn’t jacked. And at 66 she still lights you up inside when she smiles. Full Story

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This Hot Bitch takes her son to Paris

June 29, 2012 14:37:28 Posted at June 29, 2012 14:37:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Fame/Flynet

Sharon Stone is in Paris with her son Quinn. Holiday? Sure. And a convenient photo shoot. Just to rub it into your ass how well she looks in her 50s. Like, ridiculous. And totally the opposite of over-processed. Her lips aren’t giving birth to new lips, her cheeks aren’t filled, she has lines, she isn’t trying to be 25, and in not trying to look 25, she’s looking at least 10 years, if not more, younger than she is. Full Story

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Madonna & Michelle Pfeiffer

June 18, 2012 20:54:08 Posted at June 18, 2012 20:54:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Fame/Flynet, New Press Photo/Splash

Are the same age. I guess there are many different ways of doing it... Here’s Michelle Pfeiffer this weekend at the premiere of People Like Us. She looks lovely. She doesn’t look like she’s fighting it. Do you remember her in Tequila Sunrise? This is my favourite Mel Gibson movie. Full Story

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On Great Skin

June 6, 2012 20:37:17 Posted at June 6, 2012 20:37:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Apega/WENN.com

This is Sharon Stone on Sunday at The Elizabeth Glaser Paediatric AIDS Foundation A Time For Heroes picnic in LA. She just turned 54. She and Madonna were born the same year. Well that’s another way to do it, isn’t it? Am I crazy? Because Sharon Stone looks amazing to me. Way better than Nicole Kidman who’s 10 years younger, way better than Lindsay Lohan who’s 20 years younger. Full Story

Rob Lowe’s genes

April 20, 2012 18:29:55 Posted at April 20, 2012 18:29:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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PUNKD Images

Rob Lowe is participating in a charity event in Vancouver. He arrived yesterday with his assistant, then went for a walk in Stanley Park. Which he pretty much turned into an advertisement for Stanley Park. Right? This...doesn’t seem possible. Rob Lowe should be volunteering his biology, every part of himself, for testing. Full Story

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Diane Keaton wants Ryan Gosling

March 23, 2012 14:11:57 Posted at March 23, 2012 14:11:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Diane Keaton was in Toronto yesterday and appeared on The Marilyn Denis Show. I can’t find any pap photos of her. And there are several pap agencies represented in Toronto. For some reason, I guess Diane Keaton wasn’t a draw...?Who doesn’t love Diane Keaton? As my friend Michelle noted yesterday, Diane Keaton is universally adored. Full Story

Susan Sarandon had lipo

March 22, 2012 15:40:59 Posted at March 22, 2012 15:40:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

There’s a feature on Susan Sarandon in the new issue of PEOPLE. She talks about aging in Hollywood. You can read most of it here. I like the part where she talks about how there are a lot of guys out there who are attracted to interesting women. Because their mothers raised them to be. Full Story

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The GMD’s beauty routine

December 23, 2011 16:20:05 Posted at December 23, 2011 16:20:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

I don’t like the word “regimen”. I think because it’s often confused with “regiment” and I hate when people sound dumb. Like when they add a “d” in “whirlwind” and make it “worldwind”.  Britney used to do this all the time. And Justin Timberlake too, until he started using big words like he’s some kind of celebrity thinker. Full Story

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