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December 19, 2014 20:15:29 Posted at December 19, 2014 20:15:29
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I’d rather look at this than Kanye’s wife’s (Dlisted)

Brad Pitt was disqualified (Just Jared)

Because you know you were waiting for Benedict Cumberbatch’s opinion on this (Cele|bitchy)

I don’t hate this leather onesie at all (The Superficial)

Is this Cameron Diaz’s engagement ring (OK!)

Olivia Wilde on the beach again (Pop Sugar)

Kanye doesn’t look happy in any of these pictures (Too Fab)

I find these boots way more offensive (Hollywood Tuna)

Emily Blunt’s cute gym gear  (Popoholic)

Terrible dress on Chloe Grace Moretz (Go Fug Yourself)
 

The 2 Best at the PMAs

December 19, 2014 18:54:41 Posted at December 19, 2014 18:54:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jason Merritt /Steve Granitz /Chris Polk /Kevin Mazur /Getty Images

Like I said earlier in the JLO post, the point of the PEOPLE Magazine Awards is to look at the clothing. And even though JLO trotted it all out last night, from the deep cleave to the crotch draw, two celebrities took the red carpet. With JLO there’s always a hint of the tacky anyway, non? First Nicole Richie in a black jumpsuit with sheer sleeves and leaves delicately weaved on the shoulders. Full Story

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JLO’s crotch patch

December 19, 2014 17:49:34 Posted at December 19, 2014 17:49:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jason Merritt /Steve Granitz /Chris Polk /Kevin Mazur /Getty Images

Don’t ask me what award they gave Jennifer Lopez at the PEOPLE Magazine Awards. If you’re asking me it’s because you think it matters. Let’s just call it a MiniVan Majority ass-kiss and a fashion show, OK? Duana, Lorella, and I had a three-way text going about this last night because of JLO’s jumpsuit. Full Story

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Tim Burton and the superhero same-old

December 19, 2014 17:42:00 Posted at December 19, 2014 17:42:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Andres Otero /WENN

I can’t believe this is a post about superheroes and I’m the one writing it and not nerd Sarah. But, really, it’s not about superheroes. Tim Burton directed the Michael Keaton Batmans. And in an interview with Yahoo Movies Full Story

Bring the Pitt Porn!

December 19, 2014 17:01:58 Posted at December 19, 2014 17:01:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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BENAINOUS /SANCHEZ /Kevin Mazur /Dimitrios Kambouris /Christopher Polk /Getty Images, Lia Toby /WENN

For me, Pitt Porn is the answer to most of it. And it’s been so long since they’ve given us any. It’s always about the kids now. And the directing and the art and the work and the passion projects but the passion that’s the most fun, really, is the Brange sex passion… Is it withheld so that we’re harder up for it when it finally comes? Whatever. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston is everywhere

December 19, 2014 16:07:03 Posted at December 19, 2014 16:07:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Mazur /Lester Cohen / Kevin Winter /Chris Polk /Getty Images

The PEOPLE Magazine Awards? Right. So, like, the MiniVan Majority Awards? What do you suppose gets exchanged for a PEOPLE Magazine Award? It’s the inaugural year. They just named Jennifer Aniston the Movie Performance of the Year (Actress). This is the first award Aniston has ever received for a film role. Full Story

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Tom Hiddleston and a puppy

December 19, 2014 15:08:24 Posted at December 19, 2014 15:08:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Cathy Gibson /Splash News

Not quite the same as Tom Hardy and a puppy…but, again, my flavour is not your flavour. So Happy Christmas, Hiddle-Hards, here’s your man arriving at LAX yesterday wearing what looks to be the same hoodie he was wearing in a video that was circulating the other day of him singing in the studio with a dog on his lap. Full Story

George Clooney’s unsigned petition

December 19, 2014 14:50:34 Posted at December 19, 2014 14:50:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jim Spellman /WireImage

After weeks of Sony Hack drama, intensifying over the last couple of days following Sony’s decision to pull The Interview, we are now hearing directly from George Clooney. The Hollywood Chairman speaks. Clooney makes it clear that Amy Pascal has his support. Specifically, he supported Pascal and Sony’s initial position to not to give in to the hackers’ demands. Full Story

December 19, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

December 19, 2014 14:14:43 Posted at December 19, 2014 14:14:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nadine! Merry Christmas! From… Hayley. Because she needed me to “help convince my mom I listen to her”. Apparently you’re not the “candle stick, gardening glove, hey-i-made-you-another-f*cking-craft kinda mom because that would be easy”. Instead, what you wanted for Christmas was a teenager not being self-absorbed for a change. Full Story

Friday, December 19, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

Am I allowed to say now that the final episode of Serial was… frustrating? Frustrating is a safe word, right? It’s been frustrating for a few weeks now. I finally gave in and started googling about 10 days ago because I just, you know, like, I dunno, (in Sarah speak), certain questions weren’t being asked. I felt deflated to start the day. And then…by the end of the night…

If we’re talking final episodes, Colbert’s was perfect.

And it’s not because he had so many celebrity guests (Cookie Monster was the best, obviously). You know what I appreciate about Stephen Colbert? Or at the least the version of Colbert that was presented on The Colbert Report, who’s now achieved immortality alongside Santa, Unicorn Lincoln, and Alex Trebek (HAHAHAHA)?

It’s that he was ALWAYS Colbert.

There was no crying. There’s no crying in baseball, and there’s no f-cking crying in satire!

There is, however, a new, exciting question: Who are you now Stephen Colbert? See you in September.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Ethan’s award season hair

December 18, 2014 21:12:22 Posted at December 18, 2014 21:12:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Oh hey look at that, it’s turned into a Great Expectations day. Ethan Hawke is in London. Here he is at ITV studios earlier and then tonight he was featured at BAFTA A Life In Pictures: Ethan Hawke. This is new hair. Two weeks ago it was longer. So will this be his award season hair? You’ll see a lot of him. Full Story

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Gwyneth didn’t graduate

December 18, 2014 20:37:24 Posted at December 18, 2014 20:37:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Monica Schipper /Rachel Murray /Getty Images

Jonathan, a long time reader of this site, and co-founder of our Gwyneth Paltrow Love Club (we are the only two members), sent me a note about Gwyneth today. It’s from the new NYT article on Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer. Before you read that though, you should read Vanity Fair’s profile Full Story

Smutty Tingles

December 18, 2014 19:47:31 Posted at December 18, 2014 19:47:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha Finds rainboots under $100 in LifeStyle

What Kanye spent on his daughter for Christmas (Dlisted)

Christina Aguilera goes to Disneyland (TooFab)

Madonna’s poor choice of words (The Superficial)

Amal and George Clooney go out for dinner again (Just Jared)

Cute bra (Hollywood Tuna)

Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden arrive in New York (Pop Sugar)

How Charlie Hunnam describes himself is not how I would describe him
(Cele|bitchy)

Mrs Timberlake’s baby bump revealed (OK!)

Nina Dobrev’s new boyfriend (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

LOVE what Gwen Stefani is wearing here (I'm Not Obsessed)