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Too much flat iron

November 7, 2013 18:17:18 Posted at November 7, 2013 18:17:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Michael Loccisano/ Larry Busacca/ Getty

Overkill on the flat iron for Keith Urban at the CMAs, right? I’ve still only watched the opening monologue but his face also looked a lot like his wife’s. Smoother cheeks or something? Also, did he seem a bit off? I feel like he was a bit off. Which goes against conventional wisdom. Because he’s supposed to be more chill and fun to be around when she’s not, right? The video and photo assumption, to me at least, seems like it’s the opposite. Full Story

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The Pinnacle of Taylor Swift

November 7, 2013 15:47:04 Posted at November 7, 2013 15:47:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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AdMedia/ Splash, Rick Diamond/ Michael Loccisano/ Getty

Taylor Swift was nominated for several awards last night. And while she was not named Best Female Artist, she did receive the Country Music Association’s Pinnacle Award, an honour that has only been bestowed once before – to Garth Brooks. She’s 23 years old. This is HUGE. How huge? Look at all the legends who were brought out to PRESENT IT TO HER. Full Story

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Johnny Depp goes blonde

October 21, 2013 17:30:21 Posted at October 21, 2013 17:30:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

I don’t know if this is so much blonde as it is…orange? It’s sun-in. Do you know sun-in? Sun-in was a product we used back in the day to lighten our hair. You’d spray the sun-in on and then go in the sun. Most of us just cheated and turned on the hair dryer. What came out wasn’t so much blonde as it was…burnt. Full Story

Banging with Jennifer Garner

October 18, 2013 17:14:10 Posted at October 18, 2013 17:14:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Alberto E. Rodriguez/ Getty

Jennifer Garner was at the premiere of Dallas Buyers Club in LA last night with a fully present fringe – not parted, not swept to the side. Last week on The Social we talked about hair extensions and how almost everyone you think has great hair in Hollywood probably uses them. Full Story

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Emmys Worst: Claire Danes

September 23, 2013 17:38:02 Posted at September 23, 2013 17:38:02
Duana Posted by Duana
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Frazer Harrison/ Kevin Winter/ Jason Merritt/ ROBYN BECK/ Getty

It’s partly her own doing, I think. Had she showed up just on her own as Claire Danes, then she would have just been Claire Danes and the hair and the tan and that dress, which is not getting enough criticism, would have been judged on their own. But she showed up for most people’s first time on Ryan Seacrest’s carpet, hijacking the Lena Dunham interview and essentially pushing him off camera. Full Story

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Worst Emmys Makeup & Hair: Anna Faris

September 23, 2013 16:04:43 Posted at September 23, 2013 16:04:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jason Merritt/ Robyn Beck/ Frazer Harrison/ Getty

I like Anna Faris so much, so much, so much. But… I’m worried. I worry that maybe the pressure after baby was too much, what with getting a new show and – gasp! – being almost 37 in Hollywood. Was it too much? There seems to be a lot of stress on her face, you know? Like…is it breaking? I don’t want to say that. Full Story

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Worst Emmy Tendrils: Malin Akerman

September 23, 2013 13:58:55 Posted at September 23, 2013 13:58:55
Duana Posted by Duana
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Jason Merritt/ Frazer Harrison/ Kevin Winter/Getty

Okay, so we know there’s a hierarchy to these things, right? All the dresses are chosen in sequence of who gets to wear them, with the best going first, and the last ones going to the guest stars or wives or ladies Of A Certain Age. Malin Akerman isn’t super A-list, but she’s not nobody, either. Full Story

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It's past his shoulders now

July 17, 2013 17:15:10 Posted at July 17, 2013 17:15:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Brad Pitt's hair. Like before it was grazing his shoulders. Now though, as you can see, it's long enough so that he can, you know, if you have it or you've had it, flip it back behind your shoulders with your hand. Are you into it? Brad's looks can be polarising. For the most part, I'm usually pro-Pitt. Full Story

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Jen's fringed bob

July 17, 2013 14:50:52 Posted at July 17, 2013 14:50:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Dave Spencer/ Splash

This is apparently what Jennifer Aniston's hair in Squirrels For The Nuts will look like. This is apparently what "therapist" hair looks like? She plays one in the film. Here's Jen heading to set today wearing her big engagement ring. These shots provide a really good illustration of what a difference good hair makes. Full Story

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Axl Brad Val

June 18, 2013 15:39:22 Posted at June 18, 2013 15:39:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, FameFlynet, Splash

Maybe...it’s time to the cut the hair. Here’s Brad Pitt last night at the NY premiere of World War Z. We were talking yesterday about Brad Pitt’s Carb Face Hustle and whether or not it’s filler, which is what I think. Full Story

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Oh thank God it was a wig

May 16, 2013 14:40:21 Posted at May 16, 2013 14:40:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Zhang Ziyi showed up with short hair last night at the Palais in Cannes and I recoiled in horror. The hair. It looked like she’d chopped it, and I was all ready to write an article today, finally with photo accompaniment, about why it’s hard for Chinese girls to do the pixie because of the way it grows out spikey and straight up out our heads. Full Story

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Annie’s back in pink

May 9, 2013 16:34:12 Posted at May 9, 2013 16:34:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

The last time (that I can remember) we saw Anne Hathaway in pink, you were all hating on her for nipple darts and heavy breathing at the Oscars. But what a comeback at the MET Gala, non? Where Annie is concerned, yes, of course, always, there’s always a little Try. Anne said her inspiration for the night was Debbie Harry. Full Story

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Worst MET Sisters: Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen

May 7, 2013 11:44:24 Posted at May 7, 2013 11:44:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Dimitrios Kambouris/ Larry Busacca/ Getty

These two. And I’m usually an Olsen apologist. But Ashley totally missed the point here and you’d think Mary-Kate would embrace the punk but instead both of them seemed to be under the impression that the MET Gala theme this year was Shades of the Orient. What’s frustrating is that MK was almost there. Full Story

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