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Johnny Depp: The Sexiest Man Alive 2009

November 18, 2009 06:53:27 Posted at November 18, 2009 06:53:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Johnny isn’t selling this year. But the magazine picked him anyway. And it’s the best choice, on so many levels. Because only Pitt and Clooney (before today) have held the title twice. JD belongs in that league. His selection however actually demonstrates that People Magazine is capable of critical thinking. Full Story

Vaginal Hard-on

November 13, 2009 11:33:49 Posted at November 13, 2009 11:33:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kristen Stewart is giving me one. And I’ve no doubt she’s giving Anna Wintour one. It’s only a matter of time. Kristen Stewart covers Vogue. Soon. Before Posh. Yes. Must. Annie Leibovitz? Sure, I guess. But can you imagine Stewart in the hands of Steven Meisel? Or Steven Klein? Please. Full Story

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Just mail

November 11, 2009 07:42:44 Posted at November 11, 2009 07:42:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Twi-Hard jizz sprayed all over the internets last night as photos were released of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson holding hands leaving Paris. I was hosting the Giller Light Bash and my Blackberry, it would not stop buzzing. Ah yes…the hate mail. And, to be fair, some nice mail too. So I’m not writing this post. Full Story


November 9, 2009 08:01:18 Posted at November 9, 2009 08:01:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Get you’re dirty ass of that balcunny in Paris with Robert Pattinson, HE DOESN’T BELONG TO YOU!!!!!!!!! What’s funny? What’s FUNNY??? Do you think it’s funny to lie and make bad shinaniguns? Because Rob loves her and not you. Just like Bella loves Edward and NOT Jacob. Your not even 2nd best, you are in the dirt and I will kick it in your face. Full Story

Pitt & Pattinson in Tokyo

November 3, 2009 07:35:17 Posted at November 3, 2009 07:35:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Horniest place on the planet today? Definitely Tokyo. Robert Pattinson is there with New Moon director Chris Weitz on promotion and Brad Pitt just arrived without the Jolie and the babies sending the Hello Kitties into a lust frenzy from which they may never recover. Here’s the Hello Kitty philosophy: if you scream at them loud enough they will f-ck you. Full Story

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Robert Pattinson Vanity Fair

November 2, 2009 07:42:26 Posted at November 2, 2009 07:42:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m gloating. Click away if you can’t handle it. Because as I first reported exclusively back in June, Robert Pattinson covers the December issue of Vanity Fair, featured in a series of beautiful photos that explains the mass jizzing… They’ve been jizzing all weekend over these shots. Full Story

The Royal Family of JailBait

October 26, 2009 07:20:00 Posted at October 26, 2009 07:20:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And all those ambitious parents on Toddlers & Tiaras, all of them are taking notes, admiring the latest move by the Cyruses who have written the definitive book on raising JailBait, following up their Miley masterpiece with what could very well be the Mona Lisa of all JailBait... Take a look at 9 year old Noah Cyrus at Jamie Lee Curtis's Halloween party on Saturday dressed as. Full Story

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Anna Kendrick comes back to party

October 21, 2009 07:20:07 Posted at October 21, 2009 07:20:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s the only member of the Twilight cast who’ll be considered for an Oscar this year and Anna Kendrick arrived in Vancouver yesterday after a triumphant appearance in London in support of Up In The Air for a few final days on set of Eclipse. She looks great, non? Especially after such a long flight. Full Story

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Short shorts and set stalkers

August 24, 2009 08:00:19 Posted at August 24, 2009 08:00:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was a quiet Twilight weekend in Vancouver – with paps buzzing around and fans on the stalk, most cast members remained hidden, a few popping out only for brief outings, while the Big Three are now increasingly reluctant to roam around alone and unprotected. You would be too if you had to deal with lunatics who would do anything to get close to you. Full Story

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Vampire Seduction

August 21, 2009 10:53:00 Posted at August 21, 2009 10:53:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night the Twilight Eclipse crew was back to work shooting under a bridge a “Seattle” scene with Bryce Dallas Howard and Xavier Samuel as “Victoria and Riley”. Victoria seduces Riley so that he’ll carry out her orders to make new vampires. As you can see, they’ve wigged out Bryce’s hair to resemble Rachelle Lefevre’s. Full Story

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Chicken Fried Crazy back to blonde

August 3, 2009 08:35:32 Posted at August 3, 2009 08:35:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And back at the club. They spent 9 hours taking the Chicken Fried from brown back to blonde this weekend. 9 HOURS. And she was brunette for, like, maybe a month? 6 weeks? To me this is not worth the trouble. It is already excruciatingly boring sitting in a stylist’s chair, and for 9 F-CKING HOURS? How long does a perm take? Have always wanted a perm. Full Story

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Crazy beautiful

July 28, 2009 07:12:28 Posted at July 28, 2009 07:12:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Winona Ryder looked very beautiful in Italy yesterday attending the Giffoni Film Festival. Beautiful, and not even so crazy even though she is so f-cking crazy. Love her, but it’s the truth. Remember she was all like, yeah we’ll be doing a Heathers sequel Full Story

Edward Anthony Masen Cullen

July 10, 2009 10:37:00 Posted at July 10, 2009 10:37:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Robert Pattinson? He doesn’t matter. Apparently, according to Jackie A from New York, what matters is Edward Anthony Masen Cullen. Who is divine. So the real Robert Pattinson, who wants to be an actor, apart from the Twilight hysteria, is irrelevant? This may not be the perspective of every Robert Pattinson fan, but it certainly is the perspective of a great many Twi-Hard. Full Story