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Things Are Hard, Gisele edition

April 27, 2016 18:58:25 Posted at April 27, 2016 18:58:25
Maria Posted by Maria
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Between Lemonade and Game of Thrones, it was a jam-packed weekend. It’s Wednesday, and I’m just recovering. Catching up on stories. Reading things besides Becky and Melisandre theories. I did see a headline that Tom Brady Full Story

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#askhermore for moms

August 13, 2015 15:44:15 Posted at August 13, 2015 15:44:15
Maria Posted by Maria
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Another week, yet another celebrity lifestyle site. This one has a twist though, I promise. Big Bang Theory star and neuroscientist Mayim Bialik has launched a lifestyle site, GrokNation. It’s smart and kooky and not trying to be chic or artisanal or solve all your problems (as if shoving salad into a mason jar has ever solved anyone’s problem). Full Story

Jessica Alba’s Mean Mommy Detox

July 31, 2015 17:51:54 Posted at July 31, 2015 17:51:54
Maria Posted by Maria
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Jessica Alba is promoting The Honest Co.’s new femcare line (which inexplicably boxes tampons to look like “artisanal chocolates”) so is of course pulling out her philosophies on parenting in a new interview. The thing about Jessica Alba is that she frequently talks out of both sides of her mouth, changing the narrative whenever it suits her. Full Story

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Et Tu, Gisele?

July 29, 2015 18:41:28 Posted at July 29, 2015 18:41:28
Maria Posted by Maria
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It hasn’t been a great week for Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen. First, the NFL upheld his #Deflategate suspension (I don’t follow sports — at all — and even I’m interested in this because of the cheating Golden Boy aspect) and now, Gisele has allegedly been “caught” sneaking into a plastic surgeon's office. Full Story

Keira’s night out

June 23, 2015 15:13:32 Posted at June 23, 2015 15:13:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Keira Knightley and James Righton were out in London the other day for the Blur show. It was a night off from the baby. Their daughter was born a month ago. Do moms judge other moms for that? I overhear conversations like this all the time. “My son was 3 months old before I left him for the first time. Full Story

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Gwyneth believes in “having sex”

May 19, 2015 17:30:05 Posted at May 19, 2015 17:30:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwyneth Paltrow’s “crazy fit” body covers the new issue of Women’s Health. I love those bikini bottoms on the cover. I don’t know how practical they are, but they’re cute. And styling them with a grey cropped tee works too. As for the excerpts that have been released so far, G talks about her schedule – drop off the kids, dance cardio, work on GOOP – and her diet. Full Story

Gwyneth: a wasted dress and the narcissistic parent

March 27, 2015 19:47:30 Posted at March 27, 2015 19:47:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The latest feature on GOOP is about narcissistic parenting. I skimmed through it pretty quickly so maybe I’m totally off-base but my takeaway from it is that narcissistic parenting is bad. Which, I think, most people probably agree with…? Click here Full Story

Ryan Gosling in sweatpants

March 20, 2015 15:20:05 Posted at March 20, 2015 15:20:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Eva Mendes’s sweatpants comment made headlines all over the place yesterday. Click here for a refresher. I wrote that it gave us some insight into Ryan Gosling and who he’s in love with. Ryan Gosling is now giving us some more insight into Ryan Gosling. Full Story

Jimmy Says Vaccinate

March 2, 2015 18:17:04 Posted at March 2, 2015 18:17:04
Maria Posted by Maria

We all know Lainey has been a teeny bit concerned about getting chicken pox, which would suck. But you know what would probably suck even more? Measles! And it’s so freakishly contagious that it’s hard not to get paranoid about it. (Lainey: which is why I just got a Measles booster two weeks ago!) Medical experts are attributing the measles outbreak to parents not vaccinating their children. Full Story

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Post-Baby BS

November 13, 2014 20:09:10 Posted at November 13, 2014 20:09:10
Maria Posted by Maria
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We spend a lot of time here discussing the hard sell of parenthood in the tabloids: baby bump speculation, the motherhood/fatherhood whitewash, selling photos, social media posts, even maternity clothing. There’s an argument to be made that Hollywood commodifies women’s bodies, and that attitude extends into the womb. Full Story

Women and Children First

October 30, 2014 20:30:46 Posted at October 30, 2014 20:30:46
Maria Posted by Maria
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“You do the best you can. Some days you feel really good about yourself and sometimes you don’t.” “We’re all trying to do the best we can.” Are you still with me, or did I put you to sleep? If you are bored, don’t blame me, blame Katie Holmes. As Lainey mentioned earlier this week, Katie is out pedaling her own (very boring) story with a PEOPLE exclusive (click here Full Story

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