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Harry & Cressida together again?

September 18, 2014 14:21:01 Posted at September 18, 2014 14:21:01
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UK papers are speculating that Prince Harry and Cressida Bonas might be dating again after they were seen at a movie theatre together on Tuesday night. It was Sex Tape, starring Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel. British gossips are making it a thing about their choice in movie but that movie isn’t so much of a f-ck film as it is a (stupid) comedy. Full Story

Monday, September 15, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

The Ginger Prince is 30 years old today. Hot Harry spent his birthday weekend at the Invictus Games cheering on wounded servicemen and women. So when’s the rager?

They’re saying he put off his big party because Princess Catherine’s not feeling well. I don’t know if I believe that. For one, the Invictus Games were always on the schedule. And, well, how much of a rager would it really be with Kate around?

Of course there’s a lot of love in the family. But if I’m Harry and I’m ready to light it up on my milestone, I wouldn’t be leaving it in the hands of those dull Cambridges.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. I’ll be in Halifax this coming weekend for Word On The Street. Come hang out on Sunday 4pm! Click here  Read Full Intro

Idris & Harry

September 11, 2014 15:33:47 Posted at September 11, 2014 15:33:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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The Invictus Games are now underway in England. Prince Harry has been passionately promoting the event for over a year. He attended the opening ceremony last night with Prince Charles, Camilla, and Prince William. Idris Elba was also there. He arrived in a Land Rover and read from the Invictus poem. Full Story

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Father, Brother, Uncle

September 8, 2014 19:38:47 Posted at September 8, 2014 19:38:47
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Big news today that took over everything is that Katy Cambridge is expecting. She was supposed to join Prince William at Oxford today. But because of the severe morning sickness she had to bail. And it's bad form to bail unless there's a good excuse. Well, she's having a baby. Will spoke to the press briefly about the big news. Full Story

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Big G Big Brother

September 8, 2014 11:40:04 Posted at September 8, 2014 11:40:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Catherine Cambridge is pregnant for Prince William again. She was expected to join him for an appearance at Oxford today but is dealing with the same morning sickness situation that she had the first time around with Big G. Which is probably why Kensington Palace made the announcement this morning. Full Story

Harry speaks, the wind blows

August 13, 2014 14:43:50 Posted at August 13, 2014 14:43:50
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Hot Prince Harry spoke today at an Invictus Games announcement for the British Armed Forces team in London. At one point, the wind took his speech away, and he’d already been bracing for the teasing that would result from his speech-giving. Video of his appearance is below. For me though, the highlight of the day is Harry with the dog. Full Story

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Hot Harry’s new girlfriend is called Camilla

August 8, 2014 17:33:19 Posted at August 8, 2014 17:33:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Is that awkward? Maybe only if they get married. British gossips are reporting that Hot Harry has a new bonafide, Camilla Thurlow. She’s a beauty pageant girl. But according to Miss Earth profile – click here Full Story

The poppies at the Tower

August 5, 2014 14:20:07 Posted at August 5, 2014 14:20:07
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Yesterday marked the 100th anniversary of the start of the Great War. There were commemorative events all around the world. Britain observed an hour of darkness in honour of those who lost their lives. Prince William, Catherine, and Prince Harry were in Belgium to attend a dedication. Today, the three were back in London, at the Tower of London, touring through the Blood Swept Lands and Seas of Red installation that, by November 11, on Armistice Day, will represent the 888,246 fallen soldiers from the UK, Australia, and the Commonwealth, each life remembered with a poppy. Full Story

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Hot Harry’s desert boots

July 30, 2014 14:56:51 Posted at July 30, 2014 14:56:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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After spending a few days in Glasgow for the Commonwealth Games, a casually dressed Prince Harry was at BBC Radio 2 today to talk about the Invictus Games. Good hang on those jeans. But I might need him to retire the desert boots now. There are so many other options. How about a pair of kicks? Are royal people not allowed to wear kicks except when they’re doing something athletic? Not even with jeans? Like what’s wrong with a pair of Converse here? Vans?  Here’s my theory on why Harry never combs his hair: he thinks that if he doesn’t comb it, it will look like there’s more of it. Full Story

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Like royal grandma

July 29, 2014 14:43:39 Posted at July 29, 2014 14:43:39
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Prince Harry is also at the Commonwealth Games in Glasgow with his brother and sister-in-law. You remember when his grandmother the Queen photobombed a few young students last week? Harry did the same thing to some people from Massey University. In case you missed it: here's our very own Gary Hermansson getting photo bombed by Prince Harry at #Glasgow2014 Full Story

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Sporty makes them horny

July 29, 2014 14:15:24 Posted at July 29, 2014 14:15:24
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The Cambridges have been in Glasgow the last few days for the Commonwealth Games. Yesterday they were at the swimming centre (she wore a sleeveless shirt under a blazer and pants) and today they were spectators at the athletics competition (in a blue dress). Something happens to Will and Kate when they’re at sporting events. Full Story

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Tuesday, July 22, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

It’s Big G’s first birthday! His parents have urged the public to refrain from sending gifts, not only because that child has everything he could possible want, but also because that child only wants things he can crush. Like butterflies.

More images have been released from Big G’s visit to the butterfly exhibit, his parents gifting us with two more shots of the Bruiser Prince. As you can see, he’s fascinated by them, and at one point, reaches out to touch one on his father’s hand. That poor butterfly must have been like F-ck Me, how did I get chosen to hang out with the Gregor Clegane of the Windsor line?

And then there’s Blake Lively who launched Preserve late yesterday, reportedly two days ahead of schedule, clearly not intimidated by the royal milestone.  Read Full Intro

Big G on his feet

July 21, 2014 15:16:14 Posted at July 21, 2014 15:16:14
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Big Prince G turns 1 tomorrow and to commemorate the milestone, his parents have released a photo of him for the first time on his feet, all by himself. It was taken a couple of weeks ago at the National History Museum in London where they were visiting the Sensational Butterflies exhibition. Um. Full Story

Wednesday, July 16, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

Prince Big G’s big first birthday is next Tuesday. PEOPLE has him on the cover this week to celebrate with details about his life. He’s one. I mean, I love that kid and the aggro Henry VIII genes bashing around is his blood stream but even I can’t be bothered to care about the mundane day-to-day activities of the future king, unless it involves food fights, antique destruction, taking a sh-t on his great grandmother’s lap, and being corrupted by his uncle Hot Harry. Pretty sure that’s not going to be in the article. 

Yesterday I received a BREAKING NEWS ALERT in my inbox. I always click on those first.

Nick Lachey and wife Vanessa Minnillo pregnant with daughter.

This is breaking news? Two D list celebrities, married to each other, expecting a second child?

Now here’s a pregnancy I do care about (sort of): according to US Weekly  Read Full Intro