Um, sit DOWN Scarlett Johansson’s Boyfriend

February 2, 2012 15:21:49 Posted at February 2, 2012 15:21:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Scarjo was spotted holding hands and arm-in-arming with a new dude the other day in New York. Click here to revisit the original post.

His name is Nate Naylor, some kind of advertising executive.

At the time, it was observed that, you know, Naylor is not Blake Lively’s aesthetic equal.

Aaaaaaaaand this just showed up on PEOPLE.com. I’ll highlight for you my favourite part:

Scarlett Johansson's New Man: What to Know About Nate Naylor
So who is the New York City-based advertising executive, who's seeing the 27-year-old actress? Here's what you need to know:

1. He has an eye for risqué art
Virgin eyes should steer clear from Naylor's Tumblr. The blog, which he calls Up in Guts, is filled with provocative paintings and photographs of scantily clad women, skeletons, grizzly bears and more.

2. He gets high praise from friends – for his work and looks
Naylor "is the most beautiful man I've ever seen in person," says fellow freelance creative director Lawson Clarke, who is known in the ad world as Male Copywriter. "He basically looks like Morrissey in his prime." But Naylor's not just another pretty face. "Bottom line is Nate's a great guy and really respected in the industry," adds Clarke, who has worked with Naylor multiple times. "Scarlett should be so lucky."


Is this guy for real?

Did he just let his friend tell PEOPLE that he’s “the most beautiful man I’ve ever seen in person”?

REALLY???

Um, sit DOWN, Scarlett Johansson’s boyfriend.

I knew it when I saw that gross baseball cap. You can tell a lot about a person from their baseball cap. Add that baseball cap to the eyerolly taste in “risque art” and stir that in with his alleged “beauty” and, well, it gives you a pretty good picture of what kind of a douche Scarlett Johansson has been dating for 5 months. But she’s on a roll, non? Sean Penn and now this? A type is emerging.

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