Wednesday, April 16, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

I’m reading a book right now called Remember The Time: Protecting Michael Jackson In His Final Days by Bill Whitfield, Javon Beard, and Tanner Colby. Whitfield and Beard were MJ’s bodyguards at the end. They were with him always. And the children too. And they saw everything.

This is not about the controversy. It’s not the salacious details about MJ’s life that make the story compelling. What’s compelling is the culture. The culture of protecting and indulging. The powerless observation. How contradictory, right? They are hired to look after him. To use brawn and aggression to take care of him against threats from the outside, when the greatest threat was happening inside. Celebrities are so afraid of what’s going on around them. They seem to never understand that what hurts them most is what’s killing them from within.  Read Full Intro

Oh please

April 16, 2014 18:36:33 Posted at April 16, 2014 18:36:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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There’s a story that’s up on PEOPLE right now about Tori Spelling, her husband, Kevin Federline Jr, and that new reality show they’re doing about the problems in their marriage ever since he cheated – ON her and not FOR her, because, you know. Full Story

Superheroes and wind machines

April 16, 2014 17:48:23 Posted at April 16, 2014 17:48:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A final trailer for X-Men: Days Of Future Past has just been released. The movie opens May 23. I love this preview. Let me get to it: So Wolverine is tasked with bringing the mutants together. The dude who has to break Magneto Michael Fassbender out of his prison? HOT. Nicholas Hoult’s Beast as the comic relief? Adorable. Full Story

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I Don’t Want To Wait…

April 16, 2014 16:31:59 Posted at April 16, 2014 16:31:59
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Have you exercised your nostalgia muscles this early on a Wednesday? No? Get ready. This is an interview about the series finale of Dawson’s Creek in a series of creators talking about finales. It's very enjoyable.  Kevin Williamson has always been honest about how writing is fun and also hard for him, how he has to get deeply involved in series and then leave them. Full Story

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Katy Perry & Diplo

April 16, 2014 16:16:55 Posted at April 16, 2014 16:16:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Are dating. Apparently they were all about each other at Coachella. I feel like this is a pattern. She breaks up. She hooks up. At Coachella. In 2012 there was a musician. F-ck, what was his name. Hang on, I have to Google. Got it. Robert Ackroyd. Florence + The Machine. You remember? Click here Full Story

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Miley’s allergic reaction

April 16, 2014 15:26:35 Posted at April 16, 2014 15:26:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Miley Cyrus has had to cancel two shows this week because she’s been hospitalised with an “allergic reaction” which some people are comparing to Lindsay Lohan’s “exhaustion”. I don’t blame you. We’ve been conditioned over the last decade when it comes to young celebrities to be skeptical of their excuses. Full Story

The Mr & Mrs Carter Show?

April 16, 2014 15:05:48 Posted at April 16, 2014 15:05:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Page Six is reporting exclusively that Beyonce and Jay-Z will tour together this summer: 20 cities in the US starting in June and they may do the Fourth of July in New York. Because it’s New York and “4” is their favourite number. Full Story

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Big G saving the Firm

April 16, 2014 14:50:17 Posted at April 16, 2014 14:50:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Big George Cambridge is now in Australia with his parents. And they’re saying they love him so much there that “support for a republic in Australia has dropped to its lowest level in three decades”. (Source) Everyone loves babies. Full Story

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April 16, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

April 16, 2014 14:19:15 Posted at April 16, 2014 14:19:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Heather! Happy 32nd Birthday from your Thursday night Pipo girls in Milan, Edmonton, and Calgary. As requested, here are Maxim Trankov and Scott Moir. To Laura from Maria and Andrea – Good luck tomorrow when you defend your thesis! They love and miss you and they don’t hold it against you at all that you’ve been blowing them off for your PhD. Full Story

Tuesday, April 15, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

Mad Men’s rating were low on Sunday night, the lowest since 2008. Do you blame Game Of Thrones? In many markets, technically, you could watch them back to back. But what goes down in Westeros often comes first. And I find that the pace of Mad Men immediately following makes it hard to connect with Sterling Cooper after the Starks and the Lannisters. Maybe the key is to record Mad Men and watch it the next day. Or maybe, as Duana wrote in her recap yesterday – click here if you missed it – the show is like its lead character: Don Draper and Mad Men have gone off course.  Read Full Intro

Charlize Penn?

April 15, 2014 19:55:23 Posted at April 15, 2014 19:55:23
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Apparently there was a rumour happening out there about Charlize Theron and Sean Penn being engaged. So PEOPLE took it upon themselves to tell you that they’re not engaged but that… Friends of the couple "wouldn't be surprised" by a proposal, says the insider. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

April 15, 2014 18:59:36 Posted at April 15, 2014 18:59:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwyneth Paltrow’s 8th birthday party for Moses (Dlisted)

More celebrities dressing like assholes at Coachella (The Superficial)

Would you want Taylor Swift at your bridal shower? (Too Fab)

Rashida Jones wants you to watch your mouth (Cele|bitchy)

Taylor Lautner and his girlfriend in London (Just Jared)

Holiday themed nakedness (Hollywood Tuna)

Um. HOT. SOOOOOO HOT. (Towleroad)

Beyonce’s drinking mimosas, right? (Pop Sugar)

Ohhhhhh this is a great bikini (Popoholic)

I don’t actually hate this dress. Should I? (Go Fug Yourself)

On different coasts

April 15, 2014 17:21:26 Posted at April 15, 2014 17:21:26
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Taylor Swift did not show at Coachella. She spent time in New York instead. At her new apartment. Making an appearance on SNL. And hanging with all her model friends like Karlie Kloss. Also, Lena Dunham was papped leaving her building yesterday. Her ex-BFF Selena Gomez meanwhile continues to spend time with Kanye West’s fiance’s family. Full Story

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High fashion Emma

April 15, 2014 16:48:42 Posted at April 15, 2014 16:48:42
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Lanvin in Paris – leather dress, love. Dolce&Gabbana in Rome (day time) – off white, high collar, front braid, delightful. Valentino in Rome (night) – long, sheer, neck with a bow, super high fashion, and I am OBSESSED with it. Erdem today in Berlin – embellished blue grey, gorgeous shape to the top, beautiful pleats on the bottom, and my dick might explode I am feeling her so hard. Full Story

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